Presumably 'Richard' is your next security worry
Welcome back, Zoinkerberg
That's another good reason not to see it
Andy Rubin is rumoured to have a nubbin
The UK government's report card says "must try harder"
Everyone's a critic, of course
Developer of worm throws in the towel following intense media coverage
Tipster claims smartphone will be unveiled on 17 September
You've got less than a week left to get one
Smartphone launches across the UK, O2 and Vodafone tariffs available
Let a thousand flowers bloom, etc
We'll leave you to make the obvious joke...
Yanked video also 'confirms' handset's vertical dual camera setup
Claims that users are happy too
Words fail us
Next-gen flagship will reportedly go into production later this year
Rapid7 warns that 90 per cent of vulnerable machines can't be patched
Firm will also add native support in future chips, because duh
Put down the popcorn and start panicking
We are still waiting for it to take up our arm wrestle challenge
Ban comes after researchers warned 'millions' of users were at risk
But new technology can be bypassed by imposters
Firm will focus on high-end and mid-range devices instead
Firm also promises that handset will feature improved touch latency
Gaming-focused graphics card will arrive after release of flagship Frontier Edition
But surprise, surprise - it's US only
Where we're going we don't need humans
So we're trusting that with a ten-foot bargepole, aren't we?
Israeli firm software reduces security threat response times 'by 95 per cent'
Yeah, we saw you buy that Harry Styles album...
ICIT claims connection is 'premature and not wholly convincing'
Much-hyped mobe is already out of stock at some retailers
Tories claim that social media companies have been 'laughing in our faces'
Firm claims eye-scanning tech has been 'rigorously' tested
iMac clone will start shipping on 15 June
Unless you want to cover your living room with Gray Pubic
There's top-brand pricing here, before the Western market is ready for them
'Ah - yes - we're ignoring your wishes for a reason there, leave it alone'
And, er, not much else
To serve, protect, and get incredibly hot and dusty
Symantec links attack to prolific Lazarus hacking group
Chinese firms drive global smartphone growth in first quarter
Chalk and cheese tech firms settle year-long dispute
Bend me, shape me, any way you want me
Now you can pay extra to watch, er, Horse & Country Play
Jiaqiang Xu was found offering software based on the stolen code
Victims were suckered by pornography lures, apparently
Erm... hang on, do you really need that much info, guys?