So we're trusting that with a ten-foot bargepole, aren't we?
Israeli firm software reduces security threat response times 'by 95 per cent'
iMac clone will start shipping on 15 June
There's top-brand pricing here, before the Western market is ready for them
'Ah - yes - we're ignoring your wishes for a reason there, leave it alone'
Just 15 per cent of infected PCs were running Windows XP
New model also packs 16GB RAM, upto 1TB PCIe SSD
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Decryption tool is available to download now on GitHub
Kaby Lake-powered Windows 10 laptop will debut next week
'We know we said UWPs, but it's not all UWPs'
String up the bunting! Light the beacons!
Researcher warns that flaw poses a 'significant threat' to large companies
An illustrated guide to why we slag them off on an almost daily basis
Dammit Jim, we're talking about human lives!
Yes, the same Microsoft that gave the NSA access to Skype
'Accidental hero' stumbles across kill switch in ransomware code
Firm also announces iTunes and Ubuntu for the Windows Store. Wait... what?
Microsoft's heavy-handed Windows Store policy will see third-party browsers binned
Microsoft's one billion target remains a long way off
Company plays catch-up with latest Patch Tuesday bug fix haul
Google's Project Zero shames bug as 'worst in recent memory'
You suck. They suck. Everyone sucks in the end
Fuels speculation of Surface Book 2, Pro 5 arrival
Patent application suggests Microsoft is exploring a third Windows Hello mechanism
Firm is taking the fight to Google with cheap MacBook lookalike
But Azure, Office and Xbox businesses are up
Platform will blend physical and digital worlds to produce new environment
We fondle Acer's Core i7-powered Surface Pro competitor
Two new models look suspiciously like the Surface Pro 4
You couldn't (be bothered to) make this sort of stuff up
Driver issues mean you could bork your machine
Someone is very excited, as you can imagine...
Firm rejoins the wearables race, sort of
Update Tuesday is dead, long live boo boo Tuesday
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We just wish they didn't have to be such marketing-jargon douches about it
Chipmaker confirms that 'cellular PCs' will debut in the fourth quarter
Because the naming committee were busy that day
Passwords? Where we're going, we don't need... passwords
Well that took slightly longer than expected
But Microsoft refuses to commit to how much of an improvement it brings
At Coachella, for some reason
We just had to let you know
Don't go expecting the Surface Book 2 or Pro 5, though
There may be some important stuff in here but it's hard to tell