No camera. No weird styling. Just something to jump your bones and give you head
Fitbit One and Flex bands vulnerable to data theft
Cellular smartwatch will arrive on shelves on 22 September
A close up look at the Korean tech giant's latest sports-focused fitness tracker
Smartwatch will make its debut alongside the iPhone 8
Kuo debunks rumours of a design revamp
Atari spends research budget on 'Project Bellend'
Chipmaker reportedly shifts focus from fitness devices to augmented reality
Rumours of its death still look completely ridiculous on your face
New app, new gadgets, new look, new you
Does anyone even know what Coke II was?
Novelty-sized specs slapped with £130 price tag
We round up the likely announcements ahead of the keynote's 6pm kick off
Firm crowned number one wearable maker with 16 per cent of global market
Firm takes home £8.5bn despite drop in smartphone sales
Because nobody was using them, apparently
Firm rejoins the wearables race, sort of
He looks a little too comfortable up there
Standard Innovation will pay penetrated punters a cool 10 grand a dong
For those who, er, don't want a smartwatch at all
Never go double denim
So retro, such Windows 98
Your Fitbit could be doing more harm than good, apparently
Mega-update will be rolling out to other smartwatches in 'the coming weeks'
Canalys claims firm bagged 50 per cent of the smartwatch market in 2016
Pointless 'Theatre Mode' feature also coming in watchOS 3.2 update
Imminent rollout hints that Google's AI-focused smartwatches are coming
According to a Google Glass fan
But users moan that app is buggy and lacking in functionality
watchOS 3.1.1 temporarily pulled after smartwatch borkage
Fitbit scoops up smartwatch maker's key staffers and intellectual property
Despite Tim Cook's claims that firm's smartwatch sales are through the roof
Deal could mean curtains for the indie smartwatch maker
Despite previously slamming face-worn wearables as having no mass appeal
Boffins upcycle old tech to make future gesture control
Go home, appendage. You are drunk
Google Assistant could soon arrive on your wrist
But firm warns that cost of Judge Dredd-style facemask is non-refundable
Apple Watch Series 2 rival will start shipping in 'two to three weeks'
Firm says it will 'continue to invest' in Health platform, but no Band 3 is coming
But users won't get their hands on them until next year
Sitting on your backside researching things, however ...
You can now pre-order firm's second-gen smartwatch from £369
Looking for a reason to waste some money on the new Apple Watch? Here's five!
New dual-core S2 chip makes smartwatch two times faster than before