Who do Yahoo think you are
Prudish platform sells for just $3m
Firm accuses US carrier of violating 238 of its patents
Users have fled in their droves after losing the odd glimpse of side-boob
Plaintiff's legal fees, vague figures and lack of redress made criticised by top judge
Lack of Tender loving care
Mega-leak blamed on API authentication flaw in third-party tracking site demo
Verizon will be forced to defend the class-action complaint
Cancellation comes amid US gov fears of 'Chinese espionage'
Ruling couldn't happen to a nicer cable company
Third-party firm blames fat-fingered staffer for the ballsup
iOS and Android app to be binned just three years after launch
2,000+ pink slips being prepped by US telecoms giant
Verizon set to slash slash 2,100 jobs as long-running saga finally comes to an end
Wonder how much someone in a Walmart suit was paid for that one?
Yahoo agrees to carry the can for ongoing security-related investigations
But how will she survive on only $500m?