Plaintiffs claim AMD deceived customers over processor performance
Firm promises latest microcode patches have undergone 'extensive testing'
It would seem Intel's inside the courts
Don't Panic! The exploits are only proof-of-concept attacks
$250,000 is up for grabs for researchers that can spot Spectre-like bugs
But who will fix the fix that fixes the fix?
It's Crap Inception
Chipmaker says firm didn't have time to 'tell everyone it planned'
Pick up a p-p-p-patched p-p-p-penguin
New architecture will be deployed in next-generation of Intel CPUs
Yep, the same day that Krzanich sold half of his shares
Four Republican lawmakers reckon they have ways of making big tech firms talk
Plaintiffs claim chipmaker kept quiet to inflate its stock price
Seems like cybercrims really love kicking things when they're down
And up to 25 per cent may never be patched, Bridgeway warns
Security bod warns that patch likely will have a similar impact on other iDevices
Firm is calling for Reptoline fix to be rolled out industry-wide
Though in truth, they're hardly affected
Firm says patches were released to 'mitigate' the impact of CPU issues
Reflects the race against time to get this shiz out