But only because you didn't download it on purpose
Such excite! Very Open Source!
No developer. That's a bad developer. In your bed. NO
It's going to be the BEST lawsuit, you're gonna love it
They've done a number on us this week
Face it, it knows you're looking for naughty pictures anyway
But it's like, sooooo boring
You're crap but we couldn't have done it without you
Was it all a big publicity stunt?
It's not so much a chatbot as babysitting
Didn't even bother to canvas opinion
Siri, can you call The Rock's agent?
Android 0 (for now)
Lil' John is probably hoping Bitcoin value rises above $500m
But Creators Update? Nooooo
How to become a part of the future of talking to machines
And it's definitely, definitely not another attempt at a social network
Now everything can talk to everything else
Gaaaaah! Why can't we have nice things?
We will get our robot butler
8.1? 8.dead more like
Just don't poo in the sandbox
Not sure why, but it is
EFF amongst those concerned that deal favours content providers
Plus something about cartoon dogs or something
But that's what happens when you roll wet satsumas in flour and call it a UI
And English can't always took good to Korean colleagues
Dunno why we ever thought it was. We are fools. Apparently
It may be for our own good but that doesn't make it right
Our favourite feline fighting machine returns after a long nap
While Windows 7 dips just slightly
Plus why Google News turned to poo this week
From our 'shurely shome mishtake' file
The illusion of free will. How terribly Marxist...
Plus your triple freebie app store link
Perhaps that Alternative 3 scientist disappeared into Kanye's zone?
Or 'why INQ journalists are still slightly better than robots'
Rail bosses branded stupid shunts
Rumours of its death still look completely ridiculous on your face
Definitely not for porn
If the avocados went brown, people are going to be annoyed
Plus some other news about some things
Ceci ne pas un homme
Microsoft is aligning its policies for Windows Server updates too
Mozilla thinks its got its latest web browser 'just right'
But is it a hard GIF or a soft GIF?
Deal would buy Amazon five billion new users