We need to talk about Colin...
Myerson confirms timeline, but doesn't confirm Timeline. See what we did there?
And a trio of free apps for you
The figures are not looking great for this Windows as a Service model
Nor his missus. But go, on - block their dog. We're not judging too much
Can we have a P please Google?
It's time to get real. Or not.
The stupid police are on their way
All praise the age of the organic ethically sourced avocado
Oh yes and a big packet of Oreo
Beta testers claim their Android Auto connection is Double Stuft
Order by voice, feel dirty, repeat. Just like Amazon in fact
Some of them had been downloaded over a million times
Microsoft knows words. It knows the best words
More wise words from Mountain View
It's about to become less of a puzzle to join the dots
Coming soon to a PC near you. Sick bags not provided, sadly
You would think after 17 years we'd have run out of knob gags, but no
Firm takes aim at businesses looking to incorporate AI and VR
Selfie, selfie, selfie - there's more to this than you, you know
Experts advise on the skills that businesses really want
Yes. It's a thing
C'mon guys, you could have at least given us an app...
And the fix involves returning the lock. Eeep!
Wants to be the tech health pacemaker
How to save videos to watch offline
Norse leap 'til Brooklyn
It's the week in Google....
Uber chief is in trouble for his cabs' callow ways*
Alt-Right haters are leaking liberal staffers personal details
Yet another new feature in the Fall Creators' Update
Shouldn't have been there in the first place, and we don't just mean the app
We're so excited we could burst
A site for sore eyes
After success in America, it is coming to the UK
Your weekly round up of stuff we wrote about and bits that slipped in the cracks
Can't keep the red flag flying
Meanwhile the wibbly wobbly screen saga continues
That's a lot of potential dinkle
Seriously. And yet we've spun it out to 500 words
But only because you didn't download it on purpose
Such excite! Very Open Source!
No developer. That's a bad developer. In your bed. NO
It's going to be the BEST lawsuit, you're gonna love it
They've done a number on us this week
Face it, it knows you're looking for naughty pictures anyway
But it's like, sooooo boring