Andy Rubin is rumoured to have a nubbin
Everyone's a critic, of course
We'll leave you to make the obvious joke...
But surprise, surprise - it's US only
So we're trusting that with a ten-foot bargepole, aren't we?
'Ah - yes - we're ignoring your wishes for a reason there, leave it alone'
Are you sure you don't want that broccoli, Mr Bond?
Theresa and Jeremy show that leaders are robots anyway
Most countries haven't got last year's announcements yet
Flash is one step closer to full eradication
'We know we said UWPs, but it's not all UWPs'
String up the bunting! Light the beacons!
Another UWP app bites the dust
Lifesaving AI risks being muddied by WannaCry panic
The house that VR built
Demand is off the chart. Couldn't Nvidia have predicted that?
I/O... Let's Go!
You suck. They suck. Everyone sucks in the end
A tale of buffering at 35,000 feet
And oh yeah, the company has been taken over
Piper and co should have paid the piper
Underground app will be binned for good in 2019
Plus there's a big bad Google Pixel 2 on the way. Maybe.
Dr John C Taylor is banking the next generation of inventors
But Azure, Office and Xbox businesses are up
Driver issues mean you could bork your machine
It's looking at you, Kodi
Money-making malware has been downloaded more than two million times
Jam tomorrow might keep people interested a bit longer
Update Tuesday is dead, long live boo boo Tuesday
Fake news? You can't handle the fake news
And Python is just a snake in the grass
'It's our fault for not making it clearer it's your fault,' says CEO
Yes Office 365 is the future. Whoopee-doo
Dodgy cab firm broke Apple's iOS privacy rules
Get your freebies while they're free!
We just wish they didn't have to be such marketing-jargon douches about it
Alexa needs input
Because the naming committee were busy that day
Tech moves quickly, language not so much
Well that took slightly longer than expected
But Microsoft refuses to commit to how much of an improvement it brings
That's more Adam Sandler than anyone should have to expect
All the chocolate accompaniment you need
We just had to let you know