Plus your triple freebie app store link
Perhaps that Alternative 3 scientist disappeared into Kanye's zone?
Or 'why INQ journalists are still slightly better than robots'
Rail bosses branded stupid shunts
Rumours of its death still look completely ridiculous on your face
Definitely not for porn
If the avocados went brown, people are going to be annoyed
Plus some other news about some things
Ceci ne pas un homme
Microsoft is aligning its policies for Windows Server updates too
Mozilla thinks its got its latest web browser 'just right'
But is it a hard GIF or a soft GIF?
Deal would buy Amazon five billion new users
Why have one AI when you can have a Pac of 150?
PwC study signals domination for the two biggest players
And they lived Appley ever after
The confusing document sharing site is to shut down in December
More o than a Google Doodle
The second Creators Update is beginning to take shape
Take ten minutes out to put an X in a box
And it's still a man's world
Last weeks accidental update hid a payload of future shocks. Maybe
Winchester, pint, blow over etc
How to watch, what to watch all through the interwebs
Things happen on a graph and we write words about them happening
Bixby just can't covfefe yet
String up the bunting! Light the beacons!
It's like a black nanobot in your Chardonnay
But we have a feeling Redmond won't take it on the chin
Andy Rubin is rumoured to have a nubbin
Everyone's a critic, of course
We'll leave you to make the obvious joke...
But surprise, surprise - it's US only
So we're trusting that with a ten-foot bargepole, aren't we?
'Ah - yes - we're ignoring your wishes for a reason there, leave it alone'
Are you sure you don't want that broccoli, Mr Bond?
Theresa and Jeremy show that leaders are robots anyway
Most countries haven't got last year's announcements yet
Flash is one step closer to full eradication
'We know we said UWPs, but it's not all UWPs'
Another UWP app bites the dust
Lifesaving AI risks being muddied by WannaCry panic
The house that VR built
Demand is off the chart. Couldn't Nvidia have predicted that?
I/O... Let's Go!
You suck. They suck. Everyone sucks in the end
A tale of buffering at 35,000 feet