Project has been put on hold following Cambridge Analytica data scandal
Confidential chats must abide by firm's 'community standards'
But he's happy to play ball with the data regulation in the EU
This could be the first domino
Maybe this is why he didn't want an unlike button?
And Mark Zuckerberg still hasn't come out of hiding
London mayor reckons stricter regulations and fines are what social networks need
Six years after firm was forced to bin tech due to privacy concerns
The social network responds with pretty much a shrug
Spoiler alert: It's not and you should alert the police if you spot such activity
Seven-minute window will be expanded to, er, 68 minutes and 16 seconds
Tech industry says it is 'dismayed' by the optimistic announcement
Trialed for five months, users basically thought it was utter shite
Someone must have swiped left on the robust security profile
Wish you were here... and real
Firm says it will have a fix in place in the coming days
Social network face fines of up to €250,000 a day for non-compliance
...and Seattle... and by its employees...
Seems like the first sensible thing a Tory has spouted in 2018
It's a data privacy Hancock-up
Privacy-unaware firm will help users control who has access to their data
Mark Zuckerberg wants to get to know you better
IRA gets the blame... no, not that one!
Biz-focused app will help SMBs connect with customers
We Like and Share his enthusiasm
Facebook-owned messaging outfit shrugs off the issue
To comply with local laws or court orders
Will demote articles that are factually incorrect
Firm's research scientists link social media to negative impacts on well-being
Includes the banning of accounts that affiliate with groups promoting violence
Pick a time limit and they'll disappear while you regain your sanity
You should naaaaht get sucked in, you should naaaaaht... Oh Hi Mark
Another thing to hide from Donald
Social network claims it's all in the name of security
But Zuck was in luck as the bug was caught by a security lone wolf
I'm sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the Telegram right now
Mind game or mind f***?
Government are using 'dodgy' tactics to undermine democracy
And it only took eight years
2 billion people (are) Like This
Definitely not starting a porn channel with them
Whatever you do, don't tell Donald*
Well, it was his last day at work
No mate, it was that bus
The clue should have been the number of pictures of Kasha and Butterbrots
Tovarishchi, davayte garantirovat', chto v Belom dome yest' gigantskiy mandarin
But you've only got seven minutes to realise you sent that dinkle pic to 'mum'
The micro-blogger's week is too much for 140 characters