On top of the federal investigation
Cambridge Analytica: the fallout keeps on giving
Facebook without the faces
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Look at the ticks on that
Big mess in Little England
Brave news world
Major social network launches quality marque
Damian Collins really gives a Zuck about Facebook's data use
Bill would limit usage to 30 minutes
Thumbs up for the privacy paranoid
And there's still no edit button
Reported settlement is 'chump change' to social network
We're hoping for a quicker version called 'velcro fastening'
Bit-part actor hits out at social media firms
Basically, they're not (but neither are we)
Under-13s are spending up to £50 at a time
Sharing is scaring
F*** you, Tom. You said you were our friend
Thankfully, he wasn't shown washing his genitals with his tongue
Friend request denied
Oh that's Fabula daaarling
CVs longer than 280 characters need not apply
Like, subscribe, and run away with my data
Slurped surveillance info includes location data and social groups
And that's on top of the expected $5bn fine
2018 called and it wants its news cycle back
And, er, creeps can now make lists of the friends they want to Zuck
Happens to the best of us
Parliament voted by 308 to 207 to implement tough new rules
For mates also read 'big spenders'
Zuck it up, shareholders
The Rift that keeps giving
When two become one
Gives an old name new Current-sy
Social network really doesn't want to let go of your data
Because if anything possesses great tact, it's AI
Oh, so that's who watches the watchers
We should be should be surprised, but...
Now you can see why your privacy has been invaded
We should be shocked, but...
Tens of people inconvenienced
WhatsApp with that?
Is 2018 just repeating itself for the social network?