Redmond comes across all mea culpa but won't follow the example of other tech pals
More like, er, Spype
Firm hopes that screwing Skype will double Teams penetration
Clip to the end....
Great for anyone who... no, us neither...
Eww, no-one needs to see that
No callbacks to old editions
All hail our glorious vomit-clad VOIP overlord
Reverting to Skype
Don't worry, Windows 10 is being added soon
But can it bring back those who have voted with their feet?
But it still looks like a disgruntled paint mixer
Well, you can't say noone was listening
Yes, worse than Yahoo Messenger
Firm hammers yet another nail into Windows Phone's coffin
Doesn't speak volumes for feedback on the UWP version
Working properly at all would be a start
It's too hard to fix the old version and now the new one doesn't work
Ensures users will always get the latest edition
21-year-old Alex Bessell also ran dark web marketplace 'Aiobuy'
But it still looks awful
It's part of a wider crackdown on internet services
Court claims firm is 'indisputably' a telecoms operator and must comply with local laws
And the company is yet to apologise
Microsoft will replace the product 'over time'
Coming soon to a PC near you. Sick bags not provided, sadly
Microsoft's migraine-inducing messaging app now supports P2P payments
Communication tool may end up being useful again at some point
Threat is distributed via compromised wireless networks, not the Play Store
But that's what happens when you roll wet satsumas in flour and call it a UI
CyberTeam claims Steam is its next target
It means something really heavy. It means there's no more telly
This is your instant messenger on drugs....
Sir Tim speaks, but who's listening?
Telecoms outfit wants to become a software as a service company instead
And don't forget the Android Pay offer, it's paying out (for us at least)
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