Also, the moon on a stick
At stake is the entire software infrastructure as we know it
And there's a Dark Mode, because of course
Secure in the knowledge
Got to Git and Git again and again and I'll Git you got so you remain the same*
Not bored of Cardboard
Catalina has trust issues
No good deed goes un-commissioned
Ermine is the same but stoat-ally different
But it's clearly not about the money
Linux don dismisses 'anti-Microsoft stuff'
Another step away from CATastrophe
Firm slams lawsuit as 'baseless' and vows to fight it
But there's no Play Store access or Google services
An assault course on the senses
He set out his stall, man. It cost him his job, man
A way to get them out from DeepIn the shizz
Once again, the fox is lunging at your privates
No, not that kind of 'power toy'
Be still our beating meh
Why d'you wanna play that song so loud? Because Ubuntu!
Lots of tweaks, no money down
And our favourite miltary feline is feeling quite calm, despite the weather
A retro handheld that balances price, build quality and features? Sort of, yeah
It's in your best interests, dear
See that 10 year old computer? Yeah, that's not your friend.
Interoperability, thy name is Microsoft. (Didn't think we'd ever say that)
Collider scopes alternative
Chronicle unearths threat while probing Bayer cyberattack
Tabs to more Ctrl and less Win. Such Fn.
Momma's little baby loves Kotlin, Kotlin....
Trinkets and baubles that aren't in the Windows shell can be yours
It's kitten hot in here...
The real gits are the thieving hackers
Sworn enemies, bedfellows become
And a certain Kitten has been deployed to protect it, too
Snap's got the power
Pi takes custardy
Coming next: Minesweeper
Something positive from the NSA; makes a change
Now you can hack with confidence
It's basically open source without the sharing
Slagging off your own product isn't so funny now, is it Microsoft?
A present from the past to the future
So far, we expect Diana Ross to side with Google