Because... you know... Kalanick
Own Cyber Monday with our list of this year's best offers
Will use the money for "wild parties and tequila", said no-one
Return of the pith taking
No more of this "discretionary goodwill gesture" malarky
Money Messenger means moolah moves mercilessly
But firm claims move was simply part of its 'corporate restructuring'
And that's if you're careful
The micro-blogger's week is too much for 140 characters
All your personal information? That'll do nicely
Pizza eaters not happy with new 14-day information delivery
EC orders Amazon to re-pay £220m, plans to take Ireland to court over Apple back taxes
It is testing out Fingopay, or payment by vein
It's not quite the takeover we were expecting though.
Wave it in the face of your employer and shout 'give me more money'
Fly to the Big Apple, get clobbered with a big fine
But like eye-patched nineties favourite Gabrielle, he's ready to rise again...
Oh shi.... oh, wait, it's ok, don't panic
Because Google Shopping is apparently a threat to Bing (snort)
Hike will hit out of contract customers in June
That's five senior staff this year
Wonder how much someone in a Walmart suit was paid for that one?
Company hasn't had its chips yet
Looks to the 5.4 million small businesses that don't yet accept card payments
Watchdog is quick to reject counter-pitch from miffed ISPs
Only the crumbliest, flakiest software tastes like money
Almost half as may as take it for free
Marissa May will have to economise this coming year
Liberté, égalité, philandery?
Ten dollars could make America great again
Competition corps unite!
Some subscribers say they'll see a 46 per cent price hike
Tens of thousands billed incorrectly due to network cock-up
Face-off over face-on Facebootery
$1.1 million, eh?
Spend, spend, spend. Or not
CEO's no show is a big blow to strained relations
Some Groupon'ers have lost thousands of quids
45-year-old virtual sword fan faces 40 years porridge and a £590,000 fine
Gotta catch em all, or something
Ex-manager faces 10-year jail sentence
Students from Newcastle University sent back to the pub
From Russia with some predictability
That's all folks
Firm will train 1,000 Europeans to teach CS, Java and Database
Breaking up is hard to do, but it's often for the best