Microsoft
LinkedIn adds emoji reactions for you hip young jobseekers
Express yourself in the least expressive network around
Microsoft launches SECCON security framework for Windows 10
Framework mimics the DEFCON levels used by US armed forces
Microsoft kills Windows XP all over again
This is the sort of thing 'flogging a dead horse' was first penned for
Slack has integrated Office 365 services
Now even less reason to use Microsoft Teams
Microsoft's April Patch Tuesday fixes two Windows zero-day vulns
Adobe has also released seven updates fixing 43 security flaws
Bletchley Park scores funding to become an Institute of Technology
From codebreakers to code developers
EU data regulator launches GDPR probe into Microsoft software deals
Follows claims diagnostic data transfers could reveal personal information
Microsoft's Windows 10 May 2019 Update is now available for testing
Embrace the chaos
Microsoft releases developer builds of its Chromium-based Edge browser
If you can't beat 'em, collaborate with 'em
Microsoft is closing its HealthVault service in November
'Oh no' said that one guy using it
Windows 10 now lets you pull out your stick without spooging data everywhere
Will also make the experience last longer
UK gov is probing Nintendo, Microsoft and Sony's auto-renewal policies
Gaming the system?
Microsoft's next Windows 10 update arrives in May, but only if you want it
For once, Microsoft isn't going to tell us what's good for us
Microsoft's Visual Studio Code arrives on Linux as an Ubuntu Snap
Snap's got the power
Microsoft's Chromium-based Edge browser might support 4K streaming
But it's unlikely to fuel a mass exodus from Chrome
Facebook is binning its Windows Phone apps this month
Dial F for Dumpster Fire
Microsoft shutters its e-book store. We know, we forgot it existed too
Customers will get a full refunds, but any notes you made will disappear
Microsoft has hidden Chromium Edge in Windows 10's Sandbox
Much like an old bucket and spade. Or a cat poo.
Microsoft says the Windows 10 October Update is finally business-ready
Party like it's (version) 1809
Microsoft starts flogging a Surface Book 2 with quad-core Intel i5 chip
But it's not yet available to buy in Blighty
Microsoft still can't sell the Windows 10 October 2018 Update to punters
Once borked, twice shy
Microsoft warns staff not to take part in April Fools' pranks in case they backfire
Hahahahahahahaha. Good
Huawei driver flaw left Windows 10 systems open to kernel-level hacks
Firm has squashed the bug uncovered by Redmond's security boffins
Microsoft's Chromium version of Edge has leaked all over the internet
Like a celebrity sex tape with tabs
Microsoft resurrected Clippy, but it doesn't last long
Clip to the end....
Microsoft successfully creates an end-to-end storage device using DNA
But it's 20 hours 59 minutes and 55 seconds slower than writing it down
Microsoft starts displaying 'Get Windows 10' nag screens in Windows 7
And Sonny and Cher is on the radio
Microsoft brings Defender AV software to Macs for the first time
Gets its post-Windows 7 towel on the sun-lounger
Microsoft launches Xbox Live SDK for iOS and Android games
But there's no Nintendo Switch support, yet
Windows 7 users will start getting upgrade nag screens starting next month
Oh no, not this again
Microsoft shows off Project xCloud game streaming in live demo
It was showcased under studio conditions, but still looks slick
Microsoft is testing a feature to bring Android apps to Windows desktop
Another way to spoiler Chrome OS is rolling out to Insiders
Q is the 'world's first' genderless voice for virtual assistants
It sounds a bit Aussie meets American to us
Windows 10 will now automatically uninstall borked updates
More Windows, less pane
Microsoft brings Skype for Web up to date, unless you have Firefox, Opera or Safari
Great for anyone who... no, us neither...
Microsoft will offer extended support for Windows 7 starting 1 April
But only until midday
Microsoft boasts that Windows 10 now powers 800 million devices
That's still not really a billion though, is it Satya?
Microsoft might finally live its disc-less Xbox dream within months
Not to be disc-ouraged
Microsoft plotting quad-core upgrade for entry-level Surface Book 2
And it'll cost the same as middling dual-core model
Microsoft open-sources Windows Calculator 'cos maths keeps changing, apparently
Coming next: Minesweeper
Microsoft Store developers can now take home 95 per cent of the revenue
It's not like Microsoft was on a huge moneyspinner anyway
Xbox Game Pass probably isn't coming to the Switch after all
Not anytime soon, at least
Microsoft Edge running on Chromium has more than a hint of Chrome about it
But don't panic, there's still the Bing integration we all secretly crave
Microsoft is working on 'Windows Lite' for dual-screen and Chromebook-a-like devices
If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try again
Microsoft will use Google's Retpoline to mitigate Spectre in Windows 10
Office, morning: Google runs around the office making "loser" signs at Microsoft
