If you're going to take a duke in a playground, do it in the sandbox
Let there be dark
It can beat them, so it joined them
In a non-threatening, tea-drinking, jelly baby-eating way
Well, you can't say noone was listening
Smashed screens and glue are not your friends
It doesn't actually say 'our users tell us....' but it may as well
We were excited until we remembered we're not
Weird hybrid chimera thing with your phone if you like that sort of thing
Timing of new add underlines the battleground that is the education sector
If you could see what they can see, when they're Cleanin' Windows
Presenting fit-for-purpose as-a-service
Well done, LinkedIn, you just set the course of communications back 20 years
Achtung! Das Baby mit dem Badewasser rauswerfen!
Unfortunately, it's on DVD so you'll have to pay an extra fifteen quid
See the future - tomorrow's glitches today
'Scarlett Cloud' will use Microsoft's cloud infrastructure to stream Xbox games
It's time for Microsoft's enterprise sales teams to shine
Great for that Venn diagram of Windows 10 users who love open source. All five of them
Just need to make sure data doesn't slip into the wrong hands...
Doesn't require Ubuntu or Windows, weirdly
Phishing attacks were launched against the candidates' staff
USB-C standard wants to rid of messy cords and connectors
Redmond's cloud-first focus is paying off
No Xbox Two but there will be 'bundle and accessory news'
Next up: Turkeys vote for Christmas dinner
Two firms team up to better challenge shared rival Amazon
Yes, worse than Yahoo Messenger
Project Andromeda will rise again in 2019
The first big announcement post Microsoft takeover is here
Yes. Notepad has been updated. Satan will be skating to work
Questions include 'a sphinter says what?"
A whole load of remote execution flaws have been patched, so there's a silver lining
Redmond talks up tablet as it's 'smallest and lightest' yet
Just one more thing about Bixby to ignore
Leaked document suggests a low-key unveiling could be on the cards
Better late than never, we guess
Some 9,000 people are thirsty for Redmond's Project 'Andromeda'
Let the movies see the bursting chest
Let's hope this one isn't discontinued as quickly as the last
Is that a tablet in your pocket or are you just pleased to see Andromeda break cover?
Firms are using 'dark patterns' to push users away from privacy-friendly settings
No Sets, please - we're skittish
Firm's cloud head says firm 'wouldn't have minded' buying the code-sharing site
Firm promises update will stop the browser from freezing and crashing
In terms of progress, they're starting to kick the Bernard Manning out of the system
Marks the official separation between Hub and Lab