We're hoping for a quicker version called 'velcro fastening'
And third party cookie blocking, on by default
TalkTalk gets silenced
No fox given
For when you don't want an advert for Fast and Furious 14 playing in another tab
But you can't have it just yet
Unload of rubbish
Sharing is scaring
Update: We're back!
Major blow* for balloon ISP
Gecko turns Fox into chameleon
'It was not OK'
You'll find it in the App Store under 'hipster'
Vivaldi destroys ads in act of violins. No strings
Now you can see right up Lionel Ritchie's nose
BoJo says 'no no' to UK gov's 'unambitious' 2033 goal
Dah-dit hits crash dot-dash cash-bash
Yes, it's still a thing
Fat lady got game
How many times do we have to say it? The media isn't free
It's nearly time up for tab soup
With deepest symphony
They sink, therefore they're canned
Tor of duty of care
Trill seekers welcome
EDRi accuses regulators of 'turning a blind eye' to violations
They'll be literally, like, floating on air, man
Firm pledges to connect 15 million homes by mid-2020
Its the browser that exactly zero Mac users have been waiting for
Only accessible using IE for UNIX on alternate Tuesdays*
It's fast, but it comes at a hefty price
Firefox will die a slow but glorious death
For mates also read 'big spenders'
That's an increase of 20 per cent in two years
Browser looks to become the go-to for privacy-concerned web citizens
Bang goes the ethereum
It's time for highbrow popup culture
One in six customers suffer no connection for days at a time
Much like an old bucket and spade. Or a cat poo.
Now you can see why your privacy has been invaded
No, this isn't an April Fools' joke
Passing of law marks 'a dark day for internet freedom'
Ohhhhh (Florida) maaaaaaan...
We're not sure this is what The Maybot had in mind
Typical politicians - meme, meme, me
WiFi, why Delilah
The sound of silence