With just one click, we could see your dick pic
Boosted bug bounty promises big booty
Major social network launches quality marque
Basically, they're not (but neither are we)
Thankfully, he wasn't shown washing his genitals with his tongue
Could Fake Zuck be the next hot influencer? #no #getlost
Friend request denied
Like, subscribe, and run away with my data
Hughes'd thought it?
But firm claims it's all above board
And, er, creeps can now make lists of the friends they want to Zuck
It's another hit from the social network
Dial F for Dumpster Fire
Borkage was the worst in social network's 15-year history
An WhatsApp-Messenger hybrid has already been stopped once
The brands will stay (for now), but they'll play nicely
Omelette you finish...
Any site that lets you log in with your Facebook account could be affected
Systrom and Krieger reportedly became 'frustrated' with Facebook's meddling
Now who will know what you had for brunch?
Activity-tracking feature will tell you how long you've been scrolling
It's TV Jim, just not as we know it
The only sharing it seems to like is done over a bowl of chips
Firm promises unremarkable handsets 'won't break the bank'
Firm vows to 'fight' BlackBerry's effort to 'tax the innovation of others'
Lock up all those precious photos that you wanted everyone to see in the first place
Oops they did it again