Ground Ctrl+P to Major Tom
The Pixel PR disaster continues
It's gorgeous and its £300 cheaper than other flagships
Boom goes the squidgyphone
And that's if you're careful
If you've got a cupboard of old tech, listen up - let's do some good.
If you see drab colours, it's because the world is drab, not the phone
It'll be available on 2 November for £419
All your personal information? That'll do nicely
The quality of the iPhone X's face scanning tech 'hasn't changed'
Like the dog does in your shoes
Oh ruddy heck, not this again...
How wrong can you get a phone range?
Seems they may have got a bit overexcited
I don't think we're ready for this jelly
Oh Google what hast thou done?
But it's open source - he didn't Zelda rights
Says it's an 'important part' of firm's product line going forward
Hmmm... says Microsoft
It's definitely not an Etch-a-Sketch
TickBox ticks all the anti-copyright boxes
Expect something commercial in 2019
Or it could be... you know... they just sold out
Some Might Say it's the company's best e-reader yet
The Express and Streaming Stick+ will be available later this month
These aren't the droids you're looking for (at this price)
It's all over bar the glitching
Canalys CEO says firm will bin its loss-making laptop line
One we saw coming. One we didn't
And the whole shebang works with your doorbell
The most fragmented part of the market
Search giant demonstrates plans for big Show-off earlier than planned
And that big box of fugly is finally coming to the United Britain
Still no word on getting Maccy-D delivery though
Expect a 14in IPS display, Core i7 processor and a good ol' TrackPoint button
New Core i7, i5 and i3 processors will arrive on 5 October
It's so close to the Apple Store, you'll be able to piggyback the WiFi
Too expensive, too late?
It's not quite the takeover we were expecting though.
For the third bloody time
No camera. No weird styling. Just something to jump your bones and give you head
Firm unlikely to have many surprises in store on 4 October
We asked them what they think, rather than just follow the link
Fly to the Big Apple, get clobbered with a big fine
Apple's greed will make phone prices rise across the board
Cord-cutting tech goes the way of firm's Skylake chips
Calm down, it's just a strong rumour