Well that ship has sailed, muppets
Atari spends research budget on 'Project Bellend'
But Creators Update? Nooooo
Firm realises its time to put effort into this personal assistant nonsense
Now everything can talk to everything else
TSA relaxes restrictions on Saudi Arabian Airlines
Drive can help data centres reduce cooling costs 'by 80 per cent'
Is there anything they can't do?
Want a dialysis machine for your S5? Anyone?
Italian designer is already partnered with Google on 'version 3'
They think you're ready for this jelly. It's just a wobble
It's the ruddy future! So where's my ruddy jet pack!
It's good... but not great
Another bargain price mid-ranger from Honor
Google Assistant gets split personality. This orders
Probably because it's not powered by Bing
Just don't look if you love Firefox
Could this be the must have gadget this Christmas?
New app, new gadgets, new look, new you
While Swiss machine locks the States out of the top three
Really, he wants a sound meter. He does
But, er, doesn't have much to say
Does anyone even know what Coke II was?
Sound as a pound, all year round
But what did his mum catch him doing? And what party does he work for?
How to watch, what to watch all through the interwebs
Twitter, Raspberry Pi Smart Home tech and balloons make it so
Don't take that toner with us, Lexmark
Cue casual Blade Runner references
It's like a black nanobot in your Chardonnay
That thing you're typing on now? Rubbish. Try these
Windows 10 laptop passes 1,000 per cent of crowdfunding goal
Firm will also add native support in future chips, because duh
Erm... hang on, do you really need that much info, guys?
Your move Nvidia...
In America, at least
Transport hub vs Pornhub: Two enter, only wang will leave
It should be concerned about how ruddy tough it is
No really, we're not tripping balls here
And it's worth $3bn, but not really
Push it real good...
The house that VR built
And an Ubuntu version is also in the offing
Give them some Credits....
Foundation adds 13 new distributors to celebrate
Plus there's a big bad Google Pixel 2 on the way. Maybe.
Coming soon? "Alexa - make man on telly speak clearer"