What's that, Gods of irony? You want us to lick you?
Smashed screens and glue are not your friends
The weekly home of the Google News time forgot
DRAMeXchange expects average selling prices to div 10 per cent
Amazon is about to compete heavily with its former suppliers
Hold your fire
We were excited until we remembered we're not
Timing of new add underlines the battleground that is the education sector
Cast of thousands? No. Cast of one. Yes
LG's gaming-focused monitor is impressive and affordable
Huawei wants you to flick one off the wrist and fill your ear canal with it
Biz machines offer of Intel CPUs and AMD or Nvidia graphics
Could lead to a sassy, smart-arsed thermostat down the line
May have failed due to limited exposure
Because apparently we'd rather watch The Grand Tour than the news
Let the mediocre times roll
It's coming to your mobile...
Is this Google's mighty hollaback to Microsoft Surface Go?
That's a billion dollars well spent then....
Pi project saves you getting up when someone's taken the paper in
Dem bones, dem bones, dem... die bones
Michael Dell just flipped the house he still wants to live in
Is that a tablet in your pocket or are you just pleased to see Andromeda break cover?
Is it us, or is Google really prolific right now?
And it's bringing out a dock to celebrate
But your new card will still work in your old devices
Google remains tightlipped over just what happened
Come on Barbie... let's go make Skynet
Huawei takes on the MacBook and wins
Standalone VR headset can be yours from £199
Accused claims that Tesla has been using dangerously damaged batteries
Rogue employee allegedly passed sensitive info to competitors
Could your next colleague be a bot?
More news-in-brief from the house of Google
When shoplifting becomes damn near impossible
Do thumb drives smell of thumbs?
China Labour Watch and Observer insider reports 'slumped' and 'exhausted' staff
But China still has more supercomputers on the Top 500 list
It's the Google news in brief rodeo
We won't unless we feel we should and its not going to annoy too many people
Could YOU beat The Cube?
And yet the 4G on it is rubbish
Windows Collaborative Displays are coming later in the year
Yet again, Redmond goes overboard
Google has taken to insulting people - in French
It's less about how, more about the ethics of why
Paid volunteers will fill the void for free hats and other tat
Will be released before the keyboard for the original