Needs hire standards
A is for 'Alphabet might let us make another phone after all'
It's late summer, but not as we know it
A row that could end up in a break-up
This is sucky-sucky for five dollar
That's less than a sixth of Alphabet's daily income
Because kids are statistically people too
It's a bad day for creeps
Won Ton Destruction
There's also a flamingo and an orangutan, because reasons
Home, Home on the strange
We're hoping for a quicker version called 'velcro fastening'
Bit-part actor hits out at social media firms
How do you spell 'uuuuuuungh' anyway?
Q for, er, quite broken?
And it'll run on both smartphones and laptops
What next? Alexa and the Assistant going at it like the clappers?
Backdoor shenanigans from apps that should know better
For when you don't want an advert for Fast and Furious 14 playing in another tab
Unload of rubbish
Firm wants the protocol to become an official web standard
Doesn't actually help much, but meh
...in 17 days' time
The week in Google
'It was not OK'
For when deleting cookies just won't do
Things that happened at Google you may have missed
Pre-production models are ditched, but a Pixelbook 2 is semi-confirmed
Unwelcome guest on your Nest
Now you can see right up Lionel Ritchie's nose
It'll need to do so sharpish, though
Words fail them...
And Blighty is one of the first countries to get it
Dah-dit hits crash dot-dash cash-bash
No code? No problem!
The wide world of whimsy from the Alphabet Castle
Yes, it's still a thing
Dropbox like it's hot
The industry breathes a collective 'hmmmmmm'
Alternative sites will make products for America, first
Fourth beta should now install better
It's nearly time up for tab soup
Walkout organiser walks out
The biggest stories from Alphabet Castle
With deepest symphony