Just mind that manhole cov.... never mind....
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No octa core? No problem!
It's clearly worried about that potential, er, £8,100 fine
So much for cross-platform
It's still at its early stages but could be a solution
If you're using 'password 1234', the answer is probably yes
Firm was slapped with $5.1bn worth of penalties in 2018
Watchdog has received complaints about firm's heavy-handed data collection
RMIT boffins teaches AI to learn from its mistakes
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Between one and 94,000 employees were left hungry and confused
We thought we'd tell you as you probably wouldn't notice
'Screenwise Meter' is as much of a privacy knob as Facebook 'Research'
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So far, we expect Diana Ross to side with Google
French Finance Minister claims deal will be in place before the European elections
But only for G Suite users, so far
And Opera. And Vivaldi. And Edge
CNIL slams firm's lack of transparency around user data
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Third time unlucky
EU do it to yourself
Partnership hints that more advanced models are on the way
And it's not exactly small
There's officially nothing left for Google to reveal
Early fondle appears ahead of likely Google I/O debut
It also risks a fine of, er, £8,100
But it's really only going to affect the flaggiest of flagships
Rights groups warn tech will 'undermine public trust'
Don't pretend you weren't warned
Lawsuit aims for root and branch corporate change at Google
'Hey Google, is there anything you didn't announce'?
An EU person in support of Google, but it's not April Fool's yet!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the Googlesphere
Where Fuchsia meets past
User advisory: Dark Themes
We pit the two best camera-wielding smartphones head to head
The most popular articles from the past 12 months
You guys give up or are ya thirsty for more?
No more frantically clicking 'back' five times to outfox it
Unlike T'Pau, Google doesn't have China in its Hand
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A small village in Siberia will eat well tonight
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