More wise words from Mountain View
Selfie, selfie, selfie - there's more to this than you, you know
C'mon guys, you could have at least given us an app...
Expect Snapdragon 835, 6GB storage and, er, a squeezable chassis
Isn't it nice when they all get along
Spyware was running riot in the Play Store
Wants to be the tech health pacemaker
Here's hoping it goes smoother than Google's latest Android Wear update
Let's take this back to the old school, and then move it up to the boardroom
It's the week in Google....
Outfit laughed all the way to the Insolvency cops
The 'girls can code' backlash continues in Mountain View
They'd never have fired a woman for writing it.... (we're kidding, we're kidding)
Chrome (sigh) now lets users set Yandex and Mail.ru as default
It was sent to girls on pink frilly notelets
Flagship will opt for Bluetooth and audio over USB-C
Hackers pushed out malicious extension to its 1,044,000 users
So you're the type of person who buys TWO Double Deckers, eh?
An idiot speaks…
Just 14 months after it was promised
But only because you didn't download it on purpose
They've done a number on us this week
Face it, it knows you're looking for naughty pictures anyway
At least it could, until Google shut it down
Vacuuming trip hazard may also be bad for your privacy
Before it rolls out to the public later this summer
But firm still beat expectations with revenues of £19bn
Unannounced chip will offer 'higher peak GPU and CPU clock speeds'
No, we don't know why either. Google+ is a ghost town
'Miss Jenkins, send in my next cyborg please'
But it'll cost you, er, 800 quid
So get up there before it becomes an alien service station
Don't ask about the name. Seriously. Don't
Firm reportedly sees AI-fuelled device as 'unmarketable'
And it's definitely, definitely not another attempt at a social network
Says he is building Sentinel to smash the humanity endangerer
Thinks internet companies should put up and not shut up
Will enable GCP customers to store data in the UK capital
This one is too fleshy… we should eat it
But Google slams CfA report as 'highly misleading'
But business users are advised to hold out for now
We will get our robot butler
Android O flagship set to feature 6in AMOLED screen, 'squeezable' design
Lobbying group aims to put trolls back under their bridge
Firm says it's not quite what it had in mind
All in the name of 40 ruddy quid