Plus there's a big bad Google Pixel 2 on the way. Maybe.
And you thought you were having a bad day
Dev board will be available in May priced at $239
Probably shakes its head at some parents too
Online advertising accounted for 86 per cent of total revenues
Money-making malware has been downloaded more than two million times
Jam tomorrow might keep people interested a bit longer
Anything goes when it comes to roads, but blimpin' ain't easy
Open to Phoenix residents with plenty of spare trousers
Shitty shitty bang bang
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Get your freebies while they're free!
Whose culpable in a co-branded phone anyway?
Spoof URLs look exactly like the real thing
FISA requests reach highest number since 2011
Firm agrees to allow rival search engines to be pre-installed on Android mobes
Never a truer word spoken so anticompetitively
All the chocolate accompaniment you need
...and Burger King only has itself to blame
*actual genius level may vary
Who should you give your dosh to in the name of watching telly on the loo?
Go? Again? Let's make it Hungry Hippos next time
DoL says it's found 'compelling evidence', but Google denies the accusations
Even the paranoid get pwned
Plus satanic watercolours
Service looks to crack down on content theft and fake accounts
Let the battle of the bots commence
Both highly-regarded, both highly priced. Which Android flagship is the one for you?
Yeah. Dench like Oreos, man
HTC, LG and Samsung are quick to sign up to 'patent peace' programme
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Plus free stuff. There, that got your attention
Site provides devs with information on how firm develops and maintains initiatives
Some people are seeing the new emoticon as a bit judgy
It looks OK, Google
Plus that ads row and at least three more things
Brings total number of official messaging apps to six
Firms are concerned about getting caught up in something that they weren't caught up in
But Edge is yet to turn the corner
But Google is working with vendors to make it easier
Apple's Swift and F# also on developers' to-do lists
But uh-O, Google warns it's still 'early days'
Flaws will be made public regardless of whether or not they have been patched
Firm will hire more staff in bid to better police offensive crap
It's another busy week in Googleland
EC demand that social networks tackle fraud, scams and unsuitable content
Judge demands firm hands over searchers' payment information and IP addresses