We're not sure this is what The Maybot had in mind
Typical politicians - meme, meme, me
Watchdog rules it prevented rivals from competing in online search
EU have a choice, EU know
Argues firm prevents devs from operating on equal terms
Seems a bit excessive for playing Q-BERT
When the chips are down
Users have fled in their droves after losing the odd glimpse of side-boob
Googlers are leaving the scene of the Chrome
Firm alleges Apple is looking to 'deliberately disadvantage app developers'
US resorts to blackmail in war with Huawei
Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch
That's $1.40 per infringing iPhone
This is Huawei the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a lawsuit
The worm has turned
Dumpster fire upon dumpster fire
But that's oooh-keeey, ehy.
Past form has citizens worried
Says the worker acted off his own bat
Has-been claims 'theft' resulted in 'undeserved windfall'
Dispute was set to head to trial in September
Sorry, we mean, er, 'SuperSpeed USB 20Gbps'
No back door shenanigans in Shenzhen
Basically, if you don't agree with him you're a commie
US watchdog calls for judge hold Musk in contempt of court
TIG denies everything, of course
Judge rules that NCA 'needs to retain equipment'
Happy happy, joy joy
So quit buggin'
Steamed Hams will be a thing of the past
But it's OK, it'll have, er, Planet of the Apps and Carpool Karaoke
'We just want to help you, Poh-Land'
Make America post apocalyptic again
Publisher claims to have photos of Amazon CEO's shiny head
So much for cross-platform
Ruling narrows the compensation chipmaker can seek
The gun isn't quite smoking, but the air quality has definitely deteriorated
Only its special friends can currently get ad stats
Between one and 94,000 employees were left hungry and confused
'Screenwise Meter' is as much of a privacy knob as Facebook 'Research'
US dis-Orient-ation continues
Fobbed off? Locking hell.
How will Windows 7 users sync their Zunes now?
So far, we expect Diana Ross to side with Google
Seems that perhaps China isn't the crockery we thought
There are two certainties in life - death and John McAfee avoiding taxes
Redmond can't be doing with snooping governments illicitly spying on citizens
Didn't inform America First