Leaked documents reveal social network's laughable moderation policies
But that ain't gonna get it out of the EC's €110m fine
Manifesto ironically claims that move will protect consumers from 'abusive behaviour'
'Pas à notre montre', says French data watchdog
Remove the posts or face the consequences
Someone [else] is thinking of the kids
EC claims SMBs are concerned about a lack of transparency from Google and co
Now there's no escaping the memes
Kick out the spams mother effers
Good news for those prone to sending dinkle pics to the wrong person
Social network will also develop tool to make reporting offensive content easier
Another piece of bait for the never-think-things-through generation
And users didn't take news of the borkage well
Social network's diversity efforts have a way to go
How dare a leaked document suggest such a thing
And you thought you were having a bad day
Probably shakes its head at some parents too
Hope it doesn't type what we were just thinking then...
Because who doesn't want to feel there's a robot eavesdropping your sexting?
Flaws will be made public regardless of whether or not they have been patched
Firm accused of stealing IP and giving it away to the Open Compute Project
Why have words when dinkle pics clogging up your contact list will do?
Helen Dixon believes decision should be taken at the highest level
Forget everything that your parents ever told you
Firms draft an open letter to president over controversial executive order
Unluckily for Zuck, the money is real
Sit Facebook, sit. Good dog
Ultimately, your ass is still its
Subject to 'alternative truths'
Face-off over face-on Facebootery
Poor programming and ridiculous reporting blamed
Facebook getting creamed by HTC, claims Epic's Tim Sweeney
Testers suggest that something has gone to borksville
With a voice like Morgan Freeman. Because it's Morgan Freeman
They were supposed to remain as separate entities
Wants to see internet and technology companies more closely supervised by government
Advisor claims conference table was too small
Plus Deadpool sits alongside the dead pool