Like, subscribe, and run away with my data
Slurped surveillance info includes location data and social groups
And that's on top of the expected $5bn fine
Freedom of speech privacy just got kicked in the nads
2018 called and it wants its news cycle back
Hughes'd thought it?
But firm claims it's all above board
And, er, creeps can now make lists of the friends they want to Zuck
Expected fine takes a bit out of social network's Q1 profits
It's another hit from the social network
Happens to the best of us
Parliament voted by 308 to 207 to implement tough new rules
Hey Facebook, sell my data
For mates also read 'big spenders'
Dosh-sending service will be cease to exist from 15 June
Zuck it up, shareholders
The Rift that keeps giving
When two become one
Social network really doesn't want to let go of your data
Because if anything possesses great tact, it's AI
Just 18 months after launching on Android
Dial F for Dumpster Fire
Yet more proof firm has no control over data it shares with third-parties
We should be should be surprised, but...
Now you can see why your privacy has been invaded
They should probably double check the number of zeroes on each invoice
The scandal that just keeps giving
We should be shocked, but...
Tens of people inconvenienced
WhatsApp with that?
Is 2018 just repeating itself for the social network?
Borkage was the worst in social network's 15-year history
The email service was allegedly used to send bomb threats to Russian rozzers
Throwing the book at them
Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch
You've been iframed
And leopards want to change their spots
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'Sandra, would you you mind stepping into my virtual office'
Dumpster fire upon dumpster fire
And it'll likely bite social network's targeted ad biz
VPNd of the road