'PUT YOUR HANS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM'
But report stops short of mentioning Huawei or ZTE
Says it already does
'Non,' replies Valve
Not what it Steams
EU've been defenestrated
Big mess in Little England
Somehow, it's going to make money off it
Thumbs up for the privacy paranoid
Yo, où se cachent mes lapins?*
Nobody wants to be banned from EasyJet over that hideous outfit they wore
If new tech in Europe isn't regulated; does it even make a beep?
Not letting off Steam
Pressed wrong button, when pressed
They're all out to get EU
We're not sure this is what The Maybot had in mind
EU'll miss us when we're gone
An WhatsApp-Messenger hybrid has already been stopped once
EU do it to yourself
An EU person in support of Google, but it's not April Fool's yet!
Brexit means... more pains in the proverbial posterior
On the plus side, lots of leather handbags
What did EU just say?
Meme Ban means Meme Ban
Big G could see EU fine of up to $4.4bn if BECU proves it can CU
You'll still be targeted, but at least you'll know who's pulling the strings
Google's solution still benefits Google most of all
If a publishers writes a story and nobody is around to read it, is it really news?
Report concludes Redmond offers a lack of control and visibility for users
And worse still, you could lose your .eu website
The meme-killing bill is being reviewed again, behind closed doors
Fees will apply to all new handsets sold in Europe
Risks fine going up daily if it doesn't play ball
EU wants the social network to bring its TOS inline with new-ish consumer laws
Loot boxes are in the sights of the gambling commission team-up
'Robocop censorship' could shake-up the internet as we know it
Brussels wants to switch volunteer guidelines to 'do or else' legislation
Antitrust ruling could lead to complete overhaul of the Android business model
Sit on your huge pile of royalties and weep, James Blunt
Oh look, the EU is getting stuck into the workings of tech again
Tech industry says it is 'dismayed' by the optimistic announcement
But Brexit could mean that the UK misses out
EU has been determined to get to the core of Apple's tax avoidance
Firm surprises no one with news that it has lodged an appeal
"Shut up and take my data!"
Because Google Shopping is apparently a threat to Bing (snort)