Does anything rhyme with 'vapourised eyebrows'?
Too many robots has led to a 'crazy network of conveyor belts'
Elon Mask, more like
NTSB is 'unhappy' firm decided to go public
Goddam Man, have a bad day for once
At what point does Musk start to resemble a tech-focused Bond villain?
Tech luminary shows off his salty side
Just two years after he co-founded the non-profit AI safety group
He's just trying to phone home
Scheduled for liftoff from Florida's Kennedy Space Center at 1:30pm on Tuesday
Musk maintains 'I'd be way more scared of a steak knife'
Seems they are hot property
Recognising the people who have pushed technology forwards this year
Also did his usual AI fear mongering speech, of course
Means clean and affordable wind energy can be dispatched to the grid 24
Does a good man sh*t in the Tesla?
Battery will help stock blackouts in South Australia
The first will be launched before the end of the year
And it looks like it's from Mars, of course
Brian Krzanich doesn't believe 'killer robots' are a real threat
The best way to keep it in good hands is to democratise it, says Jensen Huang
Fly me to the earth..
In other news, Elon Musk has a heart attack
Self-driving system could not reliably detect cross traffic
Gives them 20 seconds to comply
All praise glorious and benevolent leader of the regime, Elon Musk
Scrap! Scrap! Scrap!
Musky sucky comments could be linked to trumpy hot air
As his AI-powered car firm hemorrhages money
Because of course it is
Oh come on, you didn't really think we'd be nice, did you?
I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will
And surely, one will be Elon himself?