On, er, 13 November and to a tiny percentage of users
Firm will offer 'free' repairs to 'limited number' of affected devices
Oh no, not again
If you've got a secure SSD, then you haven't
Firm is shipping out replacements to those affected by the glitch
Founders Edition cards seem to be the most bork-prone
Wyclef Jean wrote a song about it
Did someone say 'lawsuit'?
Because of course it does....
Where is your Octocat now?
Firm blamed 24-hours of borkage on an 'unforeseen' issue
Microsoft is putting out that forest fire with petrol
'Technical issue' could see firm falling foul of GDPR
AI assistant is 'having trouble understanding right now'
Downtime comes a day after Barclays was hit by similar disruption
Borkage also downs banks telephone banking service
Or, in the words of John Gruber, it's 'well and truly f*cked'
Second such bork in a month
Going to the cloud ain't that easy after all
Firm will replace affected handsets for free
Users are reporting that their year-old handset is 'embarrassingly laggy
Vodafone blames damaged fibre cable for the information systems outage
Amsterdam makes headlines for a different kind of smoking
Testers suffer buggy performance, freezes and fully-borked devices
A fix will be rollout out to Pixel handsets in the 'coming weeks'
Presenting fit-for-purpose as-a-service
It's now safe to eat croissants over your laptop again
Happy BA-has-screwed-something-up-Thursday everyone!
Long-standing issue causes app to crash on launch
Blancco report also outs the iPhone 6S as most failure-prone iDevice
The trailers are always better than the films anyway....
And you won't even know if it's happened
In other news, INQ has its most productive day ever
Firm promises update will stop the browser from freezing and crashing
Firm will offer free replacements for users with, er, 'sticky' keys
Letter to Nicky Morgan MP explains cause of prolonged June outage
Firm claims it's fixed, but customers are still reporting issues
Firm's refusal to provide repairs 'violated Australian Consumer Law'
Users report that the cloud-hosted service is 'completely unusable'
Which? calls for action from Microsoft to restore user faith
5GHz WiFi bug could be to blame, but Apple has yet to comment
TSB stands for 'Truly Shambolic Bank', says Nicky Morgan MP
FCA says firm's CEO 'portrayed an optimistic view' of the bank's services
Firm allegedly knew the mechanism was prone to failure but paid no heed
Refurbed Pro 4s will be offered as free replacements
Microsoft is blocking the update while it fixes the issue
Testing... testing... why didn't Microsoft do more testing?
Support document tells staff to perform rear camera repairs to fix problems