Who's in charge here, exactly?
Borkage was the worst in social network's 15-year history
More Windows, less pane
It's no wonder you've got that box of unidentified cables
Seems you can't have your Pie and geek it
Machines go loco across Blighty
And indeed so could the charger
Can't think why.....
Office workers nationwide have their wings Clippied
Customers are unable to make payments or transfer money
The glitch is back
FLAC by dope dim and...
'If it blows up you look stupid', claims one CIO
Driver to distraction
This is 'as-a-service' the Thameslink way
It's all over bar the shouting
Updated 1600GMT: Some less resilient customers have started actual conversations
We're well in to December. October Update, much?
October Update. Nearly December.
Firm appoints law firm Linklaters to bring a claim against US outsourcing giant
We might have to turn this into a daily column
Users' physical addresses and phone numbers were up for grabs
Someone at Microsoft is Office rocker
It's so secure that users can't get into their accounts
Firm says some GPUs 'limited text escapes' is causing issues
On, er, 13 November and to a tiny percentage of users
Firm will offer 'free' repairs to 'limited number' of affected devices
Oh no, not again
If you've got a secure SSD, then you haven't
Firm is shipping out replacements to those affected by the glitch
Founders Edition cards seem to be the most bork-prone
Wyclef Jean wrote a song about it
Did someone say 'lawsuit'?
Because of course it does....
Where is your Octocat now?
Firm blamed 24-hours of borkage on an 'unforeseen' issue
Microsoft is putting out that forest fire with petrol
'Technical issue' could see firm falling foul of GDPR
AI assistant is 'having trouble understanding right now'
Downtime comes a day after Barclays was hit by similar disruption
Borkage also downs banks telephone banking service
Or, in the words of John Gruber, it's 'well and truly f*cked'
Second such bork in a month
Going to the cloud ain't that easy after all
Firm will replace affected handsets for free
Users are reporting that their year-old handset is 'embarrassingly laggy
Vodafone blames damaged fibre cable for the information systems outage
Amsterdam makes headlines for a different kind of smoking