Look into the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into the eyes
You can't put a better bit of sputter on your Ferrous-Oxide
You don't even have to think any more
ixnay on the achinemay earningmay
But like eye-patched nineties favourite Gabrielle, he's ready to rise again...
Scrap! Scrap! Scrap!
Study confuses technological advancement with magic wishing tree
No, we don't know why either. Google+ is a ghost town
Welcome to Cockbeach
Musky sucky comments could be linked to trumpy hot air
'Miss Jenkins, send in my next cyborg please'
Marvin The Paranoid Android gets company
Not sure why, but it is
They are supposed to be motivational, but you know how whacky AI is
These 'roos are small. These 'roos are far aw... no wait, they're small as well
Yes. Even when it's switched off
Any other article you read today has insufficient funz
Perhaps that Alternative 3 scientist disappeared into Kanye's zone?
Yeah. The small furry kind. Really.
Breakthrough could pave the way for highly secure communications
Ceci ne pas un homme
'I'll give you five likes for one defenstrated sheep'
Cancelled too soon. Like the series
Computing tour for couch potatoes
But that's really your lot, unless it isn't
Breakthrough also make for better battery life
We'd like three tickets to Blaster With Man Dreads, please
Forgive me father, for you have Dusty Binned
Have you tried banging the gavel again?
Prototype is 'at least' twice as powerful as before
Could help the paralysed move
It's hip to be square
Anything goes when it comes to roads, but blimpin' ain't easy
Blah blah, kill all humans, blah blah
I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will
Hope it doesn't type what we were just thinking then...
Wolverine-inspired material can repair itself even when it's ripped in two
It's the one we'd been waiting for...
Daedalus suit will ultimately be able to fly at 'thousands of feet'
If only it were that simple
Two girls shouting "in yo face, Lovelace"
Good luck finding volunteers
Mr President, tear down these walls. All of them. Wanna watch Netflix
One of the mainstays of Robot Wars has a good vent, of CO2
And you thought the talking fish was scary
Hertz, don't it?
Blah blah. Just coz you've got a big battery factory, Elon, we know...
It's not easy, seeing green