Jam? JAM? SERIOUSLY?..... JAM?
It was a breakneck, messy, glorious trip through the thought processes of an AI
'Fully-operational' device is currently going for $33,000
Silica-based additive temporarily hardens electrolyte on impact
Fitness trackers over-estimate the number of steps their users take
Opinions are split between genius and Vogon
In terms of progress, they're starting to kick the Bernard Manning out of the system
IBM is knocked off the smallest computer spot
Feetballs is proving to be the most popularist thing on the tele
'The motion is, free coffee for all sentient robots'
When shoplifting becomes damn near impossible
But China still has more supercomputers on the Top 500 list
Yet again, Redmond goes overboard
Whoop! Whoop! That's the sound of your hard drive crashing
Telco encourages everyone to take DRUGS in their sleep
In the meantime why not try Robots Live! to scratch that itch
Canadian scientists claim tech could dominate future tech
Not even your thought palace is safe
Firm's researchers claim significant 'world's first'
Set to be enshrined into UK law on Thursday
Spectre-like flaw can crack open Intel's secure enclaves
He's just trying to phone home
Ever so slightly less antiquated
As Intel battles with Spectre, it shows off its Quantum as solace
A whole new way to be tied to your ISP
It's magic take away. You'll like it. Not a lot.
But they don't want a lot of noise and hiss about it
Humans will still be needed, probably as an energy source
Not making it public would be very shellfish
A foggy day in Glasgow Town
Means clean and affordable wind energy can be dispatched to the grid 24
All the accents, all the time
One day a K-hole will mean something a lot different
Does a good man sh*t in the Tesla?
Box of marbles still better UI than Windows Mobile
Doctor Who sound architect recognised for contribution to musique concrete
But it's with the best of intentions (really, this time)
And it's all in the name of art
Beware the wrath of the underdog
But its ambition may be thwarted by real life
Loadsamoney vs Loadspromise
Break the fourth wall from the comfort of home
...Boo! Said Nadella... Now you shall use Edge till the end of time. Ahahahaha!
Raspberry Pi makes a spooktacle of itself (oh FFS)
The best episode ever? Possibly.
Yes, it's been cracked. Again. But this time by a machine