He's just trying to phone home
Ever so slightly less antiquated
As Intel battles with Spectre, it shows off its Quantum as solace
A whole new way to be tied to your ISP
It's magic take away. You'll like it. Not a lot.
But they don't want a lot of noise and hiss about it
Humans will still be needed, probably as an energy source
Not making it public would be very shellfish
A foggy day in Glasgow Town
Means clean and affordable wind energy can be dispatched to the grid 24
All the accents, all the time
One day a K-hole will mean something a lot different
Does a good man sh*t in the Tesla?
Box of marbles still better UI than Windows Mobile
Doctor Who sound architect recognised for contribution to musique concrete
But it's with the best of intentions (really, this time)
And it's all in the name of art
Beware the wrath of the underdog
But its ambition may be thwarted by real life
Loadsamoney vs Loadspromise
Break the fourth wall from the comfort of home
...Boo! Said Nadella... Now you shall use Edge till the end of time. Ahahahaha!
Raspberry Pi makes a spooktacle of itself (oh FFS)
The best episode ever? Possibly.
Yes, it's been cracked. Again. But this time by a machine
Negative connotations can bleed into public applications
Wallets, stand by...
The mighty fall in the Fog of War
Don't try this. Really, don't.
But it's open source - he didn't Zelda rights
More chat, less cloud
Yes. No. Yes. Good. Very Strong
No reference points. No mercy
But the majority think it should pay tax like the rest of us
LEDs and whistles and bells
The only way is ethics
Yeah, Power Rangers reference. Deal with it
Just visual clues, no code
AI for the queer guy?
And for an encore, he predicts which one of you will die next
Time to throw off childish things and become a man-website
Is it stalemate, or could you win $1m?
Can shrink to functional circuits just three atoms thick
Soon your right hand could be hacked to take its revenge for all that abuse
Like a circle in a spiral, like a Wii within a Wii
Ring bell, get sheep thrown out of window