Chris takes his annual sour grape harvest from Apple's new sticklebricks
It can conduct electrocardiograms and, er, comes with new watchfaces
But arch-rival Samsung could come to the rescue
Who watches the watchers?
Have I got news for you?
EC says deal 'raises no competition concerns' in Europe
Bye-bye home button
Not bad for a relatively young company
The big Apple
Firm will replace affected handsets for free
We imagine hipsters will love being told they used the wrong filter...
Startup claims its tech will 'revolutionise' the smart display market
'Fully-operational' device is currently going for $33,000
Kaspersky says attack is a 'wakeup call' for Mac users
Privacy-unaware app allegedly breached Apple's data-collection policies
EC will reportedly wave the deal through with no concessions
Firm looks to eschew Apple's 30 per cent revenue cut
Desktop will arrive alongside 'inexpensive' MacBook Air upgrade
Yanked apps 'sold fake lottery tickets and offered gambling services'
Amsterdam makes headlines for a different kind of smoking
Teen saved compromised files in folder named 'hacky hack hack'
Waeaye kidda, can you giz a check on the weatha in Blehhdon?
Mid-ranger looks like a lovechild between the iPhone X and Huawei P20
Ming-Chi Kuo expects Project Titan to revolutionise the motoring industry
Removed job listings suggests Cupertino is after chip talent
Quantum is expected to see a spike in orders in the fourth quarter
Much-touted feature will ship in 'a future software update this fall'
Field will be working on the firm's 'Project Titan' self-driving car program
Purge saw firm cull a gif-sharing service and, er, a Polish magazine
But odd 'drag and drop' flaw is unlikely too much of a threat
And it doesn't let third-party apps snoop on users either, firm tells lawmakers
Mac, crackle, strop
EC is considering whether it needs to force a common standard
Virus made its way onto unpatched Windows 7 machines running critical systems
Jury rules firm infringed two patents related to wireless comms
Firm beats out Amazon to become first-ever trillion-dollar company
Major income source for iOS bloggers is culled
There's no sign of a physical home button, either
The smartphone market is no longer a two-horse race
Chipmaker claims Intel went back on its promise to offer up documents
Firm looks likely to beat Amazon to the trillion-dollar crown
Timing of new add underlines the battleground that is the education sector
But mug-scanning tech reportedly won't work in landscape mode
But there's been no evidence that the vulnerability has been exploited
Cupertino confirms borkage isn't just affecting top-end Core i9 model
iPhones have slower 4G connectivity than most Android flagships
Best back your data up... or buy a Windows machine
It's now safe to eat croissants over your laptop again