Dinky stick brings machine learning to any PC
'Miss Jenkins, send in my next cyborg please'
Firm reportedly sees AI-fuelled device as 'unmarketable'
Firm realises its time to put effort into this personal assistant nonsense
Probe will consider its economic, ethical and social implications
How to become a part of the future of talking to machines
Still no word on when AI assistant is coming to Blighty
And it's definitely, definitely not another attempt at a social network
Marvin The Paranoid Android gets company
But in the US only, probably
Book seller is reportedly plotting to sell 'private' audio recordings to people
This one is too fleshy… we should eat it
Used audio from president to fake a creepy new ex-president
We will get our robot butler
Chipmaker claims server CPUs are '28 per cent faster' than AMD's offering
Is there anything they can't do?
Want a dialysis machine for your S5? Anyone?
INQ tries its hand at the journalism of the fuchsia
And English can't always took good to Korean colleagues
But it's coming, says the Wall Street Journal
Data watchdog says that deal failed to comply with the Data Protection Act
They are supposed to be motivational, but you know how whacky AI is
These 'roos are small. These 'roos are far aw... no wait, they're small as well
Google Assistant gets split personality. This orders
Probably because it's not powered by Bing
Or 'why INQ journalists are still slightly better than robots'
Yeah. The small furry kind. Really.
But firm will also employ more staffers to keep computers in check
While human moderators will make sure algorithms don't mess up
'I'll give you five likes for one defenstrated sheep'
Why have one AI when you can have a Pac of 150?
He's always cooking up something
For some reason
Israeli firm software reduces security threat response times 'by 95 per cent'
A van gets its man
iOS 11, iMac Pro, HomePod speaker and more
'Breakthrough home speaker' features A8 processor and spatial awareness
Firm also talks up redesigned App Store and ARKit dev tool
We round up the rumours ahead of dev event kick off
Bixby just can't covfefe yet
But Amazon Echo rival apparently won't start shipping until later in the year
It's like a black nanobot in your Chardonnay
We'd like three tickets to Blaster With Man Dreads, please
We are still waiting for it to take up our arm wrestle challenge
Where we're going we don't need humans
Unless you want to cover your living room with Gray Pubic
Theresa and Jeremy show that leaders are robots anyway
Your move Nvidia...