Another fine mesh
In cyberspace, no-one can hear you scream 'POO!'
The interviewer was programmed to have it in for you
Not jacket-ing it in
'OK Google, what happened to Cortana?'
Caution: may be accidentally triggered by standing near cheese counter
Say Alexa again, I dare ya, I double dare ya, muthaflipper
This man is in charge of nuclear weapons
Not all Twitter bots have bad intentions
Firm follows Apple with opt-in policy
Make it til' you fake it
More like a portal into your privacy
Ready, AI, fire!
Would you like AIs with that?
Racist bot caused more Bad Blood than we thought
Something smells vishy
You orca know
What's Mine is yours
Humans will still be used but only with explicit permission
Boffin takes breather as balance sheet wobbles
AI make its alls betterer
Pity they don't come in a Heart Shaped Box
It can tell which digit you're holding up
And then probably offer to sell you some new trousers
Who'd have thunked' it
Redmond comes across all mea culpa but won't follow the example of other tech pals
It's all good stuff...unless Siri leans how to mouth-off
It was all to help AI tech be better....honest guv
GLAS thermostat loses the thing that made it a thing
Investment could lead to better early cancer detection
'You cannot be Siri-ous', said Apple. Maybe
More like, er, Spype
But there's no indication that the programme itself will change
All thanks to the power of AI tech, of course
You cannot be Sirious
Mo code, less typing
Claims that it hasn't ever actually worked
Can't read its p-p-poker face
'I can't let you play that, Dave'
Alexa... am I dying?
There's a small part of your brain in a server farm somewhere