JOBBING ACTOR Donald Trump has claimed to know tech better than anyone, in one his regular morning Twitter tyrades.
The largely unknown actor has been trying to make it big for years, and is most recognisable at this time of year for his portrayal of ‘Donald Trump' in Christmas themed cheek-parker Home Alone II.
Trump has been campaigning for some time to build a new wall in his garden and has protested many times because the adults in his life won't comply.
In this mornings bollockade, he said:
The Democrats are trying to belittle the concept of a Wall, calling it old fashioned. The fact is there is nothing else's that will work, and that has been true for thousands of years. It's like the wheel, there is nothing better. I know tech better than anyone, & technology.....— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 21, 2018
.....on a Border is only effective in conjunction with a Wall. Properly designed and built Walls work, and the Democrats are lying when they say they don't. In Israel the Wall is 99.9% successful. Will not be any different on our Southern Border! Hundreds of $Billions saved!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 21, 2018
We contacted a blind stray dog living in a cardboard box under a railway arch and he confirmed that he knows more about tech than Donald Trump, and so did his fleas.
Trump has threatened that unless he's allowed to build his wall, he'll take all his Lego home and nobody will be allowed to play with it for the duration of a ‘long shutdown'. We assume this means he'll go for a nap and ask nanny not to let anyone disturb him.
It is understood that once he's finished playing politics, Mr Trump hopes to join the Geek Squad, where he will be more than happy to ensure that you are using the latest CAT6 cables in your home network for optimum performance. He'll also sort all the port forwarding and DMZ. µ
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