IF YOU'RE one of the bunch of banksters receiving a ridiculously large bonus payout for helping to bring the financial world to its knees and you're wondering how best to spoil your mistress or pre(co)cious child this Christmas, you need look no further than a Nintedo Wii encased in gold and diamonds.
We'd only just finally managed to stop snickering every time Nintendo's unfortunately named console was mentioned, but needless to say talk around the office of a golden Wii suddenly brought out a host of bad puns. We'll leave you to come up with your own.
Created by Liverpudlian Stuart Hughes - the same guy who brought us the £1.92 million Iphone 3GS Extreme - the Nintendo Wii Supreme takes a standard £165 Wii console and blings it up to the tune of £300,000.
According to Hughes, the console takes six months to make, includes 2,500 grams of solid 22ct gold and has buttons made from 78 flawless 0.25 carat diamonds.
Of course you'll still be stuck using the standard plastic controllers. µ
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Don't ask about the name. Seriously. Don't
Just download the official update and get back to your bloody Facetime
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