THE GLORIOUS PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC of China claims to have invented the world's first completely unhackable operating system.
The project, known as Kylin, is supposed to keep the evil running dog imperialist pigs from stealing all those glorous technological secrets that have made China the centre of technological development. Or at least those that its workers have used their superior technological skill to half inch from foreign servers.
Oddly the Chinese have not made an announcement about their programming prowess. Instead the project was leaked to the US Congress by the spies that Kylin was supposed to keep out.
The Washington Times said that the operating system was proof that China's government is preparing to wage cyber warfare against the United States.
The key to the system is that the Chinese use hardened servers and use an operating system which is not Linux, UNIX or Windows. They reportedly also use a microchip that is not made by Intel or AMD and is hardened against external access by a hacker or automated malicious software.
America's entire cyber security plan apparently depends upon its military opponents using Wintel kit, with perhaps a few of the cleverer ones using Linux. µ
It's so secure that users can't get into their accounts
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