'Null' letes te bastardes carborundorum
Redmond comes across all mea culpa but won't follow the example of other tech pals
Look at the ticks on that
It was all to help AI tech be better....honest guv
GLAS thermostat loses the thing that made it a thing
Next week: Clippy returns to Office because he's so annoying
Almighty cock HUP
Prudish platform sells for just $3m
Honor gets the honour of deflowering Huawei's Harmony
Does the breach signal failure?
Deal will boost chipmaker's cybersecurity portfolio
But before you panic, don't.
Could give s**t loot the boot
Vuln was rejected by Valve for being 'out of scope'
Apart from the back button, it's already cut and droid
Be still our beating meh
Stop sniggering at the back, Radeon fans
And one in 10 haven't even been installed by their developer
Major social network launches quality marque
But then again, it may not
Plaintiffs claim firm violated the federal Wiretap Act
But there's no indication that the programme itself will change
Justice at last
Dial 'S' for 'slightly lobotomised'
Somehow, it's going to make money off it
Firm was knowingly flogging vulnerable software
What's in YOUR emergency legal fees account?
Recovery image CDs no more
And Apple fixes, er, five of them
Firm hopes that screwing Skype will double Teams penetration
Flash in the pan
Wearables and Services offset faltering iPhone sales
Careless talk costs lives
His name is (Ma)rio and he dances on the And(roid)
Cortana is now in session
Switch Switch from Switch to not-Switch
Who's going to driver your home screen, tonight?
A is for 'Alphabet might let us make another phone after all'
And we're feeling just a little bit smug about it
And here we are browsing the web in 2D, like suckers