Steamed Hams will be a thing of the past
Cupertino wants devs to be more secure, who have thought it?
But it might not be as cheap as you think
First Nintendo Direct of the year was full of retro remakes
But site's latest funding round suggest a bright future
The equivalent of entering via the back passage
Best get patching, IT admins
'Unauthorised party' framed for data exposure
$20,000 for, er, CoffeeMeetsBagel and Arty accounts
And it'll soon be available on all public, private and hybrid cloud platforms
(Whispers - basically, its a mail merge)
You wait years for an update and then the bus comes, or something
Make America post apocalyptic again
Just mind that manhole cov.... never mind....
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Slagging off your own product isn't so funny now, is it Microsoft?
Website reports itself to ICO after upgrade leads to data breach
But you said... it's... but... if it isn't then... sigh, now we have a headache
iOS 12.1.4 arrives to patch high-profile eavesdropping exploit
Apparently it's all in the name of 'user experience'...
By the way, have you tried our mobile site?
Basic pwn isn't being exploited, Google says
Eww, no-one needs to see that
He tells the whole world but keeps Cupertino in the dark
It's still at its early stages but could be a solution
Oh, and one privacy-aware punter slapped with a fine
And it looks suspiciously like it's priced to deter
If you're using 'password 1234', the answer is probably yes
Some have questioned if it's really a 'kayak accident'
Its reasoning is sound
Looks more like software borkage than aggressive advertising
Concious uncoupling will allow you to co-parent
Perhaps its ran out of ideas of its own
Flagship Google OS is only 42nd most popular variant
Open and shutter case
Rumours of matching lingerie unconfirmed
A present from the past to the future
Dinkle pic senders, rejoice!
Firm sobs that it 'sincerely apologises' to customers affected
RMIT boffins teaches AI to learn from its mistakes
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Its digital doors will close for good on 31 July
We guess it's back to Candy Crush for now
You can't hack better than KwikFit's hitter