Let's accentuate the positive, shall we?
Not bad for a relatively young company
Karate and Rugby 7s will safely join Tokyo 2020
The group penned a letter asking for an independent overseer of social network sites
"OK Goo....Bixby, tell my smart fridge to stop pouting and make a latte"
But can it bring back those who have voted with their feet?
Seemingly will be first to adopt Julian Calendar
Getting to see everything customers have bought offline: priceless
Long-suffering TSB customers hit by 'intermittent' issues
The elephant in the room is still at large
With requirements constantly changing, there is an ideal recipe to keep secure
G-Cloud framework deal the first part of Met Police's IT modernisation plan
Time to get bossed around by your radiators
Well you try covering 25 exhibition halls in depth then...
We imagine hipsters will love being told they used the wrong filter...
Like and subscribe, guys!
Could appeal to those not in their Prime
But it doesn't want to make a big deal, yeah?
It will make finding that one tricky quote a doddle
Microsoft is working on a fix but is probably less than happy
Google takes no prisoners with serious zero-day flaws
Would you settle for door locks or invest in a burglar alarm too?
Your weekly Google news in brief
What a ludicrous display
Sometimes to be pointless is to be awesone
Patching over problems; if only we could do that in the real world
Kaspersky says attack is a 'wakeup call' for Mac users
Public sector still doesn't understand the importance of updates
Update has reportedly broken touchscreen and S Pen responsiveness
Privacy-unaware app allegedly breached Apple's data-collection policies
EC will reportedly wave the deal through with no concessions
It's not all doom and gloom
69 brings mutual stimulation on to your lap
It looks like the definition of 'irony' needs to be updated
Spyware lurking in adulterated sex games app may still be in development
Hints of such a feature lurk in the code of Facebook's Android apps
Firm looks to eschew Apple's 30 per cent revenue cut
But it still looks like a disgruntled paint mixer
Drunk messaging just got a get-out clause
Russian hacking group is created spoof websites for Senate and thinktanks
We remember when end of life dates were sacred
It's still tracking your location, but now it's told you its suddenly OK
A surprisingly busy week in a quiet month
Becky, with the good Aire
'I'm sorry, I didn't understand, 'this petticoat is the wrong denier';
Waeaye kidda, can you giz a check on the weatha in Blehhdon?
The bug would've allowed some malicious data extraction