I'll get my Kotlin
And a cat with eight legs
Tech giant's move could pave the way for even more expensive smartphones
Initiative will the power of quantum systems for modelling and simulation
No Roger the Racist Robot
Valid bug reports will clinch security bods at least $500
All the best features are in Gmail, so dry your eyes mate
"OK Goo....Bixby, tell my smart fridge to stop pouting and make a latte"
Privacy-unaware app allegedly breached Apple's data-collection policies
Removed job listings suggests Cupertino is after chip talent
94 per cent of the time, it works every time
But you probably can't afford them
Boffins have figured out how to spot fingerprints in coders' style
Because what could go wrong with that...
Purge saw firm cull a gif-sharing service and, er, a Polish magazine
Social network claims it won't snoop on users' purchases
Latest release lets Pi owners get to grips with Google's machine learning software
Masses of apps fail to meet Facebook's 1 August re-submission deadline
The AI learns through doing....which isn't creepy at all
And PC maker promises more Linux-powered lappys are coming
Devs must now register and will be limited to 10 apps by default
The first big announcement post Microsoft takeover is here
Prepare to have a robot tell you you're s**t at your job
Now you can make your app less crap just like that
Release provides finalised APIs ahead of OSes' summer release
Cupertino will use data it has harvested all by itself
Firm says 'all code should be considered compromised'
Loot boxes 'employ similar techniques to scratch cards and slot machines'
The search giant is pretty committed to open source
Firm's cloud head says firm 'wouldn't have minded' buying the code-sharing site
But it'll be up front about not being a real boy
Come on Barbie... let's go make Skynet
Says users must update their systems immediately
Paves way for adding slo-mo effects after footage has been shot
But it's unlikely to come to the social network anytime soon
Cupertino could potentially be ready to reveal a driverless car system
Promises tools are 'much safer' than rival social network's offerings
Build your way out of boring jobs
Maybe people might buy into this one...
Could this be the precursor to pervert robots?
Or now, if you're a noob
And he's not happy about it
Cupertino doesn't want apps riddled with miners borking its iOS gadgets
No doubt we'll revisit this article to see how much of this he's kept to
Firm finally brings functionality to non-subscription apps
One false move and the game gets it
More opportunities to yell at your games console than ever before
The SoC packs a processor suite to make he dumbest of machines smart