Doubtful anyone will notice
OK Google... sell me stuff I didn't know I wanted
No more nukes, but North Korea seems happy to keep hacking
But how firm created a workaround remains a grey area
More news-in-brief from the house of Google
Plus some VR stuff and some new borkage for good measure
Promises tools are 'much safer' than rival social network's offerings
Build your way out of boring jobs
Users report that the cloud-hosted service is 'completely unusable'
Also, production of coal in Redmond rises thanks to glorious leader Nadella
But latest issues means it'll only be available in China to begin with
Maybe people might buy into this one...
Mozilla says it's 'too early to say' (so there may well be something to say soon)
Could this be the precursor to pervert robots?
When shoplifting becomes damn near impossible
Streaming service will soon offer a five-part adaptation of Minecraft's story
But don't worry, the old one is still there too
Move will stop law enforcement from extracting data from locked iDevices
Long-standing 'always listening' flaw in Cortana among 49 patched vulnerabilities
Or now, if you're a noob
Okta claims flaw has potential to affect all Mac users
And you thought the death of net neutrality sucked?
New App Store rules are GDPR compliant, reminding us that they weren't before
Phone flogger scores the first post-GDPR blunder
And he's not happy about it
India will get rollout first
ADB.Miner threat slurps 100 per cent of the gadgets' processing power
You can run but you can't hide... probably
Cupertino doesn't want apps riddled with miners borking its iOS gadgets
Drivers could refuse to pick up people who've had a skinful
End of life dates aren't sacred anymore
Carebots could save up to 10 per cent of the NHS's annual budget
On Messenger, no-one will hear you shout 'Yahoo'
5GHz WiFi bug could be to blame, but Apple has yet to comment
It's the Google news in brief rodeo
No doubt we'll revisit this article to see how much of this he's kept to
While in Autopilot mode, new report states
We won't unless we feel we should and its not going to annoy too many people
Prime doesn't pay
BT will have access to every match as streaming stings linear TV
Firm finally brings functionality to non-subscription apps
Your friends will be green with envy. As will your wallpaper
Your DNA is safe though, for now...
Ranging from joy to suspicion to bewilderment
Feature likely relates to Apple's upcoming iPad Pro with Face ID
One false move and the game gets it
By October, it's all about the redesign
Desktop OS update also features dark mode and security enhancements