The billions of dollars are presumably coincidental
If a publishers writes a story and nobody is around to read it, is it really news?
Hope that free lunch was delicious
Some Mate you are
Time for a whip round
Making friends and influencing people
Bad news for animals and the elderly
You don't want to mess around with that smut, son, why not build a bomb instead?
Once more into the breach, dear friends
Hanging on the telephone
It feels like there's a moral here
It can also grab a photo too, just in case it wasn't creepy enough
Those bad reviews can be rubbed out for the right price
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, apparently
The ride-sharing company claims to have made steps to sort out gender and race discrimination in its business
We not ****ing you, it's a genuine policy change
Tech luminary shows off his salty side
And woe betide if you're called Mohammed too
Long overtime, low wages and horrific conditions reported. Again
Welcome to the dystopia Black Mirror warned us about
Netflix forced to explain its data use after self-important Twitter types have a sense of humour fail
Whoop, whoop, that's the sound of the humour police
That's coming from the deputy leader of the party for the people...
And it has gone down as well as you'd expect
Even for small-time offenders, in theory
Meanwhile the 'independent' inquiry looks suspiciously biased
That sound you can hear is all the women smacking their foreheads
Apple, Google, Microsoft and more are directly affected
Could lead to up to '100 per cent extra tax'
Google runs 'internal informants' program to encourage staff to snitch on each other, claims lawsuit
Also: Staff not allowed to write novels about tech companies without permission
Snowden Tweets back hard
Post-verdict hearing turns into playground game with Chinese burns and wedgies
Hmm. Technically, eight and a half
At-risk opportunities - is that like buying some milk?
And that the law is an ass
And they're done
Social site will also ask users to delete offensive tweets
Autonomy deal continues to haunt both sides
Two years on from Foxconn and nothing's changed