We're not sure this is what The Maybot had in mind
Typical politicians - meme, meme, me
Watchdog rules it prevented rivals from competing in online search
EU have a choice, EU know
Argues firm prevents devs from operating on equal terms
Seems a bit excessive for playing Q-BERT
Buy shares in VPNs now
WhatsApp with that?
When the chips are down
Kettle calls out pot for calling it black; says the pot is blacker still
Users have fled in their droves after losing the odd glimpse of side-boob
Is 2018 just repeating itself for the social network?
Googlers are leaving the scene of the Chrome
Firm alleges Apple is looking to 'deliberately disadvantage app developers'
The email service was allegedly used to send bomb threats to Russian rozzers
US resorts to blackmail in war with Huawei
Throwing the book at them
Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch
That's $1.40 per infringing iPhone
And maybe as much as 10TB
You've been iframed
And leopards want to change their spots
This is Huawei the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a lawsuit
The worm has turned
Dumpster fire upon dumpster fire
But that's oooh-keeey, ehy.
Past form has citizens worried
Someone else's problem
What is a hot Dot not? Not a good Dot!
Says the worker acted off his own bat
Makes it easier to put over here with the rest of the fire
It doesn't look like driverless cars will form the core of Apple anytime soon
Has-been claims 'theft' resulted in 'undeserved windfall'
Dispute was set to head to trial in September
No back door shenanigans in Shenzhen
Basically, if you don't agree with him you're a commie
US watchdog calls for judge hold Musk in contempt of court
Stealing the thunder from 5G handsets
Hell no, we won't Holo
TIG denies everything, of course