Unless it's next day on Venus, because in that case they're smashing it
Eight Daves a week
America's abusive relationship with its favourite regulator adds some more tropes
What's that, Gods of irony? You want us to lick you?
Find em, confuse em, forget em
The Only Way Is Exits
'Win-win' discounts will come into force on 21 August
Satellite will deliver 10 times more data than SpaceX's Starlink
Blighty looks to catch up in the full-fibre race
Finally, a clear view of Novak Djokovic's nasal pubes
Will provide rural and suburban populations with high-speed connectivity
HCSEC sounds the alarms over 'critical' shortfalls by Chinese firm
It's all a far cry from the DJ Kat Show*
Seems like a good place to buy a server innit
Yeah right, not with the Tories in charge
The telecoms firm is testing its new network connection in Segovia
Sing the wrong song of sixpence, pay a fine
Testing will kick off between October and December this year
The age of the Pai is not the end
And all because it's scared of a cheeky Brummie
You've got to be quick, have bloody fast internet and the right telly
Could revive the FM shutdown debate once more
But vote doesn't mean squat in bigger terms
Nicky Morgan MP wants to get the FCA involved
All phone calls to be made over a fibre broadband network instead
Chinese firm says it's 'assessing the full range of potential implications'
Ian Levy says it would be 'impossible' to manage the risks
There's a catch, but Apple is greener than most
But Airspan Spectrum Holdings is the only firm to come away empty-handed
Free to use and faster than Google's DNS... what's not to like?
UK might have to "clear rights" with every member state of the EU
It's expected to last for 'a number of weeks'
Will help firm bring 1Gbps broadband to three million premises by 2020
British innovators pitch ideas in Australia to improve future cities across the world
Auction will run for 'a number of weeks' before successful bidders are revealed
Innovation body looks to improve the prospect of smart cities world-over
Watchdog says it hopes to hold the auction 'as soon as possible'
Should start rolling out later this year
Lawyers, start your engines
Speeding this way from the Spring
Court of Appeals throws out firm's last-ditch attempt to change bidding rules
And Samsung is the only one missing
Ajit Pai says move would be a 'costly distraction'
Grey-faced PM thinks UK should be looking at Bitcoin 'very seriously'
Paves way for cross-Channel collaboration between academics and industry
There aren't enough faces or palms
Meanwhile, the Senate is one vote away from repealing the change
That's what you get for pretending you're down with the kids