Unless it's next day on Venus, because in that case they're smashing it
Eight Daves a week
Because what could go wrong with that...
Oh no, hackers might find out you went to Butlin's
And it doesn't let third-party apps snoop on users either, firm tells lawmakers
Check Point boffins warn that conversations could be manipulated
Firm hopes futuristic tech will help it recover from 'sluggish' smartphone sales
Technique will work against 'all' 802.11i/p/q/r networks with roaming functions enabled
America's abusive relationship with its favourite regulator adds some more tropes
Well, you can't say noone was listening
Social network claims it won't snoop on users' purchases
And TalkTalk has stopped advertising speed claims altogether
What's that, Gods of irony? You want us to lick you?
Smartphone duo will launch in India next month
Group says tech is 'confused' and 'potentially unlawful'
Firm beats out Amazon to become first-ever trillion-dollar company
Ofcom survey sees phone call numbers dip for the first time in yonks
Surveillance tool was developed by Israeli hacking company NSO Group
Hack saw as-yet-unknown culprits make off with non-critical user data
'Dragonfly' will reportedly be ready to launch in six-to-nine months
Activity-tracking feature will tell you how long you've been scrolling
Political messages looked to manipulate the US midterm elections
Firm looks likely to beat Amazon to the trillion-dollar crown
Up from its original estimate of, er, 1.2 million.
Find em, confuse em, forget em
Services will be shut down in February next year
Swann Vexxed-Us: Mis-Matches
Germany, Japan and Poland targeted in new banking malware campaign
The Only Way Is Exits
Users can now send PGP encrypted emails to other clients
But there's been no evidence that the vulnerability has been exploited
Attacks were on such a scale they might have caused blackouts, claims report
'Win-win' discounts will come into force on 21 August
Decade-old flaw allows attackers to bypass victim's network firewall
Satellite will deliver 10 times more data than SpaceX's Starlink
Blighty looks to catch up in the full-fibre race
No, you don't have déjà vu
Finally, a clear view of Novak Djokovic's nasal pubes
Phishing attacks were launched against the candidates' staff
Seems like it could do with a holiday. Possibly with a different airline.
Will provide rural and suburban populations with high-speed connectivity
HCSEC sounds the alarms over 'critical' shortfalls by Chinese firm
Event celebrates the finest female success stories the IT industry has to offer
Ofcom figures also out Virgin as most griped about mobile provider
This changes everything (in terms of where your stuff is located)
Channel 4 uncovers an unbalanced approach to moderation within Facebook
It's all a far cry from the DJ Kat Show*
Incident slammed as the 'greatest breach in the history of telecommunications in Spain'