And for an encore, he predicts which one of you will die next
Time to throw off childish things and become a man-website
Is it stalemate, or could you win $1m?
Can shrink to functional circuits just three atoms thick
Soon your right hand could be hacked to take its revenge for all that abuse
Firm has developed distributed deep learning software to speed things up
Like a circle in a spiral, like a Wii within a Wii
Oh well done, we are so flipping happy for them
Ring bell, get sheep thrown out of window
Even helps with typos
Yes. She's at it again. And this time there's booze involved
You can't put a better bit of sputter on your Ferrous-Oxide
You don't even have to think any more
ixnay on the achinemay earningmay
But like eye-patched nineties favourite Gabrielle, he's ready to rise again...
Scrap! Scrap! Scrap!
Study confuses technological advancement with magic wishing tree
No, we don't know why either. Google+ is a ghost town
Welcome to Cockbeach
Musky sucky comments could be linked to trumpy hot air
'Miss Jenkins, send in my next cyborg please'
Marvin The Paranoid Android gets company
Not sure why, but it is
These 'roos are small. These 'roos are far aw... no wait, they're small as well
Yes. Even when it's switched off
Rumours of its death still look completely ridiculous on your face
Yeah. The small furry kind. Really.
'I'll give you five likes for one defenstrated sheep'
Cancelled too soon. Like the series
But that's really your lot, unless it isn't
Breakthrough also make for better battery life
We'd like three tickets to Blaster With Man Dreads, please
Could help the paralysed move
It's hip to be square
Score up to $15,000 for supercharging simulation software
Dr John C Taylor is banking the next generation of inventors
Welsh government hopes initiative will help it to create highly-skilled research jobs
Blah blah, kill all humans, blah blah
I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will
Hope it doesn't type what we were just thinking then...
As Apple would say, you're holding it wrong
Go? Again? Let's make it Hungry Hippos next time
Like an Emirates cable car, but on the ground
Wolverine-inspired material can repair itself even when it's ripped in two
It's the one we'd been waiting for...
Daedalus suit will ultimately be able to fly at 'thousands of feet'
If only it were that simple
Good luck finding volunteers