Fly me to the earth..
It's brown and squeaky like a baby capybara
Well, it will, but no one uses it anyway
And that big box of fugly is finally coming to the United Britain
If it doesn't go to plan, it will suck. If it does… you get the idea
How much space do you need to say 'look at the floof doggo!'?
If it's popular, you might have to Qubit before you get it
But don't worry, you'll be able to play your landfill E.T game as well
Deal will see consistency across Apple products
Is restoring from backup really the better than prevention?
Still no word on getting Maccy-D delivery though
It's so close to the Apple Store, you'll be able to piggyback the WiFi
The continuing evolution has its fall out
On means on. Off means slightly less on, but still on.
The bird is equal to or even greater than the word
Too expensive, too late?
It's not quite the takeover we were expecting though.
Shares suspended ahead of 'major announcement'
No camera. No weird styling. Just something to jump your bones and give you head
Four months after WannaCry, the danger is still huge
Wave it in the face of your employer and shout 'give me more money'
Anyone would think TfL were trying to put them off...
We're talking more than a bit annoyed here
Under the Surface, another bootsy oopsy
Fool your friends! Fool yourself! Laughs for everyone!
Hoping to make cyber criminals paws for thought
Stream a little stream of me
But we don't know how to access it yet
We asked them what they think, rather than just follow the link
Fly to the Big Apple, get clobbered with a big fine
Not Another Sodding Attack.... (on my privacy)
Stuffing it in the mattress doesn't seem so daft now, eh?
At last, granular, by-the-app permissions
Apple's greed will make phone prices rise across the board
Yeah, Power Rangers reference. Deal with it
You may have been hacked already
Imagine if Anthony Head were selling this instead of coffee
This is what happens when you binge
It's just one too many revelations for one browser
Calm down, it's just a strong rumour
Just visual clues, no code
Who knows what they're Putin on your machine?
Mo' beeper blues
Glitches and bugs for all
'My mate has a licence' is seemingly not a defense
AI for the queer guy?
OK, so it needs more than just the drill
Judge argues that 'charlatan' can never be fully disproved