It's like someone just gave you a millionaire's shortbread, and added extra caramel
Suddenly your security device is the most nickable thing in the house
Could it be preparing one OS to rule them all?
Kalanick's poor decision-making strikes again
Announcement is made when peoples' minds are elsewhere
Doctor Who sound architect recognised for contribution to musique concrete
Turkeys are waiting till Americans are all eating Turkey
A solid mid-range device let down by a crucial omission for Western millennials
1,000 minds working as one. A utopian 2-in-1. And it's damn near perfect.
Yes, its the triumphant return of our Alphabet clearing house
Mind game or mind f***?
And it looks like it's from Mars, of course
But it's with the best of intentions (really, this time)
And it's all in the name of art
It's a hotbed of second hand data
Social media finally does something for the Tommyknockers
Straight from 80s design to your eyeballs
Yahoo deal has been severed
Another relic from a more civilised internet age falls
Says EngineerMode won't let third-party apps access full root privileges
This is not a drill. We repeat, this is not a drill (but it's as stupid)
This one is a keeper
57th variety meanz bizness
Beware the wrath of the underdog
You couldn't write about it. So we did.
Will use the money for "wild parties and tequila", said no-one
Turns out to be protecting you from your own palms
Fails to define, accessibility, disability, or misuse properly
Still not clear about the whole 'class action lawsuit' bit though.
No more of this "discretionary goodwill gesture" malarky
But Uber vows to fight on. Again.
2 billion people (are) Like This
And the majority aren't patched yet
'Grass green, governments lie' say researchers
But it's not going to become a habit
You couldn't mark it up
Alexa move it move it. Alexa move it move it. Alexa move it move it. Alexa...
But its ambition may be thwarted by real life
Definitely not starting a porn channel with them
Whatever you do, don't tell Donald*
One browser to rule them all
And so it begins. We await the Last Jedi Hemorrhoid cream launch
'Exclusive' launch partner bags first dibs on next OnePlus flagship
Money Messenger means moolah moves mercilessly
It's been out for a schlong time
Mi Kasa, Badassa
Loadsamoney vs Loadspromise
The doctor will see a glitchy, low frame rate version of you now