Any other article you read today has insufficient funz
Another bargain price mid-ranger from Honor
Google Assistant gets split personality. This orders
Probably because it's not powered by Bing
Just don't look if you love Firefox
What do you mean you didn't know they did?
But it seems to be not as bad as first though
Plus your triple freebie app store link
A whole new take on 'cord-cutters'
Perhaps that Alternative 3 scientist disappeared into Kanye's zone?
Or 'why INQ journalists are still slightly better than robots'
Rail bosses branded stupid shunts
Rumours of its death still look completely ridiculous on your face
As usual, there's a very good reason
Could this be the must have gadget this Christmas?
And there's no word on who will replace him yet
Definitely not for porn
That's pretty much everyone, then
If the avocados went brown, people are going to be annoyed
New app, new gadgets, new look, new you
While Swiss machine locks the States out of the top three
Yeah. The small furry kind. Really.
The API could be turned into a mailing list
Yes, you're not dreaming
Plus some other news about some things
Ceci ne pas un homme
Microsoft is aligning its policies for Windows Server updates too
So far, affected routers are oldies, but more expected
Mozilla thinks its got its latest web browser 'just right'
'I'll give you five likes for one defenstrated sheep'
And it'll have a stiff word with anyone who disagrees
But is it a hard GIF or a soft GIF?
Deal would buy Amazon five billion new users
Why have one AI when you can have a Pac of 150?
PwC study signals domination for the two biggest players
And they lived Appley ever after
US still says he's a fugitive
The confusing document sharing site is to shut down in December
Cancelled too soon. Like the series
Of course Putin is denying everything
Chinese firm bagged 13.2 per cent of the global market in December
First recorded case of social media blasphemy conviction in Pakistan
Concerns he's been getting ideas Uber his station
Your printer knows what you did with that summary
There was a block in your toilet, Dave. But I fixed it now
Really, he wants a sound meter. He does
But, er, doesn't have much to say