Offers Linux server management with improved security and new features
Risk factor for borkage havoc: 8/10
Rumours of its death remain greatly exaggerated
Beware the warning note
What got readers all hot and bothered
Not to mention all that glory
Advance Notification: This article overuses the phrase 'advance notification'
Suggests Android 5.0 adoption has been slow
They're all about the bass, 'bout the bass. No trouble.
Duck. Duck. Goose. Shark. Fox.
Don't treat them mean, do keep them keen
Perhaps they could rub in some oinkment
XP up? 8 down? We're holding a stewards' inquir(er)y
Thanks for the patience
Wants to split worth from astroturf
Snowball fights and woolly jumpers
All moving to another social network you've probably never heard of