UK-based firm claims the 'world’s first self-learning dialogue API'
Redmond is caught in a social whirl
For one glorious minute
Perfectly suited to confidential environments
'Tis but a scratch, hardly even a flesh wound
Available on iOS now with Android version 'coming soon'
Imagine what a Windows powered one might achieve?
But it'll keep the bug sanctuary running concurrently for a while
Likely to launch at 6pm UK time
Who ate what? Who's swiping whom? Can people still pout?
Well, that de-escalated quickly
Mozilla joins the adblocker debate with its usual balanced curiosity
Someone call matron
China: 'Bing's not my thing, use the Baidu that I do'
That's what she said
You say Abobe, we say Adon’t be... let’s call the whole thing off